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This Snuggie thing is absolutely out of effing control.
Yeah at first Snuggies were kind of funny to me. The cult-member appeal, the idea of wearing the equivalent of a hospital gown made of LUXURIOUS material granting everyone the ability to answer the phone without the major hassle that a blanket might confer, I could kind of see it. Plus, the commercials are a gas. But like most as seen on TV products, things have gone overboard. Like the Chia Pet before it, Snuggies have become insane mutations of themselves, coming in zebra pattern, dog varieties, and the dreaded Peekaroo (not an actual Snuggie brand product but far more sinister) – just to name a few. And you’d think with 47 varieties of Snuggies and various god awful commercials associated with each one, that’d be enough. You’d be wrong. The latest … Read entire article »
Filed under: Consumerism, WTF
The Cafe Hon Flamingo – breakdown of the dumb.
This is truly and without question one of those days that the namesake of this website couldn’t be more appropriate. The Sun reports this morning (A Flamingo Flap, 10/21/2009) that the giant, controversial (what?), pink flamingo adorning Cafe Hon in Hampden has been removed as a result of the owner, Denise Whiting, refusing to pay a fee of $800 for the ‘privilege’ of intruding upon public space. Other examples include outdoor seating, chalkboard advertisements (what an invasion of my space!) and statues, apparently. Really, none of the legalities or arguments as to whether or not this big dumb bird belongs on the restaurant’s fire escape interest me terribly. But let me tell you what does: reading the comments left on the article. MAN. High level entertainment. From the mess, here’s what … Read entire article »
Filed under: Politics
Super. Awesome. Haiku. Contest. – The winner is…
Welp, I received a whopping seven entries for our “essence of Harbor East” haiku contest, some via Twitter, email and commentary. Here are the ones I felt I could comment on. … Read entire article »
Filed under: Events, Semi-Official
I just hate Uggs
Or rather, I just continue to hate Uggs. A few days ago I read this little blurb from CNN Money regarding Black Friday sales in the face of our settling financial depression: But one apparel item has snuck its way in – Uggs boots made by Deckers Outdoor Group (DECK). It’s turning into the closest “must have” fashion item this year and is in the top five of products being shopped. Somehow, some way, females (and some males, I’m sure) by the thousands are still convinced that Uggs are, in fact, attractive. Comfortable? Sure, maybe probably, but much like the seemingly winter version of Crox, the populace at large seems to have convinced itself that they should wear anything that looks ridiculous as long as it is comfortable, probably because they will … Read entire article »
Filed under: Consumerism, WTF





















