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When Paula Deen’s foot gets amputated, I’m buying it on eBay.
So I (and more than likely you too) hear a few days ago that Paula Deen, The Food Network star whose claim to fame is pretty much every dish having a very strong possibility of giving you a heart attack, was diagnosed with Type II Diabetes. This should come as no shock to anyone, judging by the food made on her show and served in her restaurant. I’ve never watched her show except without sound … Read entire article »
Filed under: WTF
SpaceManAndy’s Advice for the MVA and the Parking Authority DOT: Eat a dick
Ready for a rant? I hope so, because that’s what this is. No spell check or grammar for this guy, it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned RANT. The MVA and the City of Baltimore Parking Authority are probably the worst entities in existence. I have always known this, but I had up until now not fully understood their villainy. Ok, let me start from the beginning. I, like many Baltimore residents, have accumulated many parking tickets. … Read entire article »
Filed under: Baltimore
Angry Mike’s X reasons why suing someone sucks a fat one
Primer: Angry Mike, a former Pigtown resident, purchased a “rehabbed” house from a man who, as it turns out, is something of a slumlord and didn’t exactly perform a wonderful job fixing the house. It was riddled with termites unbeknownst to the resident, among other things. A lawsuit ensued (see what I did there) and 1200 years later came to a close. This is Angry Mike’s take on the whole debacle. Hopefully few to none of … Read entire article »
Filed under: Advice
This whole towing scandal thing is giving me a soul infection
Since the story broke (for me, anyway) last Wednesday regarding one of the largest police corruption cases we’ve even seen in Baltimore, so much information has bubbled to the surface regarding the cadre of officers being charged and suspended in the FBI’s investigation into kickbacks and illegal towing over the weekend (which, oddly, was brought to light a full month ago by Investigative Voice) that it’s literally making my head spin. Information, which, read with … Read entire article »
Realistic solutions for Baltimore City’s budget crisis – part 1
This is a two part rant; Part 1 is mostly complaining. If you don’t like constructive complaining, just wait for part 2! A few weeks ago after the announcement of the mayor’s proposal to levy multiple fees and fine hikes city wide in an effort to close the most catastrophic budget gap the city has ever seen, I made a brilliant set of suggestions as to how we might avoid such fees and fines, and possibly get Baltimore off of its collective knees for the time being. Welp, those suggestions were not addressed by the mayor or the city council. So I’d like to address these proposals head on. … Read entire article »
Filed under: Politics





















