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Put That Wherever

Put That Wherever

Sunday, 3:32pm: Martin’s Grocery Store, LaVale, MD The American grocery store. Home of club card Tilapia, year-long supplies of strawberries, and of course, the salad bar complete with hard boiled eggs and blue cheese crumbles. After picking up our family-size trays of steamed shrimp, finish-in-three-bite sandwiches, and shipped-from-Chile mixed fruit arrangement, Jaime Sawyers and I witnessed this beauty: The I-Wanted-A-Specific-Kind-Of-Salad-So-Much-That-I-Worked-To-Put-It-Together-Myself-But-Fuck-It-I-Changed-My-Mind-I’m-Putting-It-Wherever Salad. Dear, sweet, suburban, grocery store goer, just leave that incredibly perishable item that can’t be … Read entire article »

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Put That Wherever

Put That Wherever

Time for some user submitted Put That Wherevers (send yours to staff@citythatbreeds.com!), featuring the time honored tradition of finding leftover food on your car. Because as we all know, a car hood or trunk makes a perfectly adequate table or bed in a pinch. And while I can admire the ingenuity at hand, the dicktitude of leaving behind your soiled napkins, cups, utensils and boxes with a mere “Meh, I’ll just put that wherever” is … Read entire article »

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Put That Wherever

Put That Wherever

Thursday, 6:24pm: The Guilford Bridge, Again After the discovery of the first medical waste pile, a good friend explained that catheters are often stolen from hospitals and clinics in order to collect clean pee for drug testing. What!? I didn’t fully buy this explanation until I was walking Shambles on the bridge last Thursday, and there it was, on the opposite side of the bridge from the original pile, another couple of catheters and a pile … Read entire article »

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Introducing: Put That Wherever

Introducing: Put That Wherever

Coming straight from the talented eyeballs and typing digits of one @mruthke comes her blog Put That Wherever, in which the sublimely left wherever is documented in hilarious fashion. We’ll be running her old gems and new ones as they post! In the meantime, enjoy these past gems. Tuesday, 12:30pm: Mt. Royal Avenue Nothing says Bmore like a can of Natty Boh….on a fence. Hey man, just stick that can upside down right there. Last Friday, 4pm: The … Read entire article »

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