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Opening Day Exclusive: unPeterAngelos institutes new Camden Yards policies
unPeterAngelos graced our presence with an exclusive interview last Opening Day, this year he’s decided to unveil his new policies for Camden Yards in yet another scorching exclusive only seen here at The City That Breeds. FROM THE DESK OF UNPETERANGELOS Welcome back, Orioles fanatics. It’s my pleasure to introduce you to another season of professional-like baseball in Baltimore. In addition to a slight adjustment in ticket prices, you may have noticed some other … Read entire article »
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Wild Bill Hagy on Evening Magazine = AWESOME
This video from the good ol’ days about Wild Bill Hagy is purestrain awesome and I want it bronzed and mounted on my wall. Also guest cameo by Marty Bass! … Read entire article »
Opening Day – what’s the low down?
The Oriole’s first home game, “Opening Day” as some like to call it, is – I can hardly believe it – in exactly one week, on April 4th. Last year I rode straight dirty and dumped buckets of swillish beer down my gullet at Cross St. Market starting at 9am, stumbled my way belchingly to the stadium shortly before the opening ceremony and ended up leaving the game by the 6th inning of out disgust at the extreme lack of Orioles Magic being displayed on the field. I think the rest of the day ended in mostly sobbing in a gutter somewhere. But I digress – that’s what *I* did last year, but what are your Opening Day traditions/plans/and what not? What bars are having the best OD parties (And I … Read entire article »
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Buck Showalter to debut new Orioles training technique
Newly minted Orioles manager is set to introduce a new and controversial method for preparing his squad for the upcoming season, at a time when the Orioles’ stadium attendance is at an all-time low and their pre-Showalter performance had been biblically terrible. The technique’s codename: Glower Power. Mr. Showalter minced no words and took to the field to demonstrate the effectiveness of Glower Power in our interview, as the Orioles were performing drills at their Sarasota … Read entire article »
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Luke Scott dislikes Obama, sad about lack of guns
In other political news, the Orioles’ designated hitter Luke Scott does not believe that the President was born in the US. For the constitutionally inept, if true, Obama would be ineligible for the Presidency. Obviously, this is a pretty controversial position, if you’re retarded. The full interview at Yahoo Sports is full of enlightening little tidbits. Luke Scott: Obama … hmm … Obama does not represent America. Nor does he represent anything what our forefathers stood for. This country is basically built on an attitude. It’s a way of life. It’s not because you’re born here. It’s not that you’re supposed to take from those who have and give to those who haven’t. That kills a country. It killed Russia. Scott’s founding fathers presumably have cool theme songs to go … Read entire article »
Filed under: Politics
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