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Time to play: name the bar/restaurant!

Here’s a fun game, I’m going to post a review (in this case, a really bad review) of a Baltimore area bar/restaurant/horse stable (you never know) – first person to guess the correct answer will win… something. AND AWAY WE GO! The slovenly server took our order, slipped out the front door, jumped into the passenger seat of a car that just pulled up, and scored. That explains the foggy slow motion and general disappearance of our host. A forgotten appetizer and the soup requested to be served immediately that was served with the meal now make sense. The staff congregated at the poorly lit bar, chatting at the expense of diners. The bar area is far too small for a sports bar. [PLACE] is more like a … Read entire article »

Filed under: Contests, Schadenfreude

Free entry to Baltimore Comedy Factory tonight through Saturday

The Baltimore Comedy Factory has moved into its new home at Power Plant Live (6 Market Pl., Downtown) from the now shuttered Burke’s Restaurant upstairs, digs that logistically are a vast improvement in terms of access as opposed to walking through a restaurant into a cramped attic lobby. Going on nearly 30 years, the Comedy Factory has always been showcasing decent comedy at a decent price – good time for my money, and this weekend to celebrate their new location they’re giving out free admission (with 2 drink minimum, natch) to see this weekend’s headliner Don Jamieson, of VH1′s That Metal Show fame. All you have to do is print out this coupon below and present it at the door, no limit on how many copies you make! So waste … Read entire article »

Filed under: Baltimore, Entertainment

Happy Terrible Romance Related Image Macro Day!

Happy Terrible Romance Related Image Macro Day!

Hey internet, here are those terrible Valentine’s Day macros you didn’t ask for! … Read entire article »

Filed under: Entertainment

5 things to do other than watch the Superbowl this year

Let’s face it gang, as a card-carrying Baltimorean you’re essentially obligated to not lay eyes on your television screen between the hours of 6:30 and 10-11pm on FOX this Sunday, as the Pittsburgh Steelers and their terrible-er towels take on the ….Green Bay ….Packers and their giant cheese hats. Talking Baby and hilarious Bud Light commercials aside – 95% of which will simultaneously available on Youtube – most of you don’t need or want to see the Steelers probably win the Superbowl this year, so I present to ye 5 alternate activities for this coming Sunday for your consideration. Enjoy! 1. BRUNCH SABOTAGE A fairly basic strategy: head to your favorite brunch establishment – preferably something with an all you can drink Mimosa/Bloody Mary plan – and enjoy a delicious meal while … Read entire article »

Filed under: Events

Incoming District Attorney Gregg Bernstein hires staff, Coach K as standin

Reported today, District Attorney-elect Gregg Bernstein, who defeated incumbent attorney Patricia Jessamy in this year’s midterm election, selected several key individuals for leadership positions within his administration. Among them, trial lawyers and former prosecutors, but most notably Duke basketball head coach Mike Krzyzewski, aka Coach K. The move to hire Coach K, who will serve as a temporary standin during times when Baltimore City’s courts are overloaded with trials, is viewed as unusual by most. “I mean look at the guy,” Bernstein noted in an interview via Twitter, “he looks friggin’ exactly like me, no one’ll ever notice if we slip him into a few softball trials.” Baltimore District Attorney’s office is no stranger to unusual tactics for attempts at successful rates of conviction. In September, then District Attorney Pat Jessamy offered 2 … Read entire article »

Filed under: Politics

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