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Introducing: Put That Wherever

Introducing: Put That Wherever

Coming straight from the talented eyeballs and typing digits of one @mruthke comes her blog Put That Wherever, in which the sublimely left wherever is documented in hilarious fashion. We’ll be running her old gems and new ones as they post! In the meantime, enjoy these past gems. Tuesday, 12:30pm: Mt. Royal Avenue Nothing says Bmore like a can of Natty Boh….on a fence. Hey man, just stick that can upside down right there. Last Friday, 4pm: The … Read entire article »

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Best of Craigslist: April 2013

Best of Craigslist: April 2013

MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym?  Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “JHMI shuttle driver” Date Posted: April 9, 2013 Sex: Female (for M) Age: n/a Message: “You have a huge bears, a neat haircut, you wear aviators, you drive the Hopkins shuttle and you read between stops.  Who ARE you?  You were the cutest … Read entire article »

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The Best of Craigslist: March

The Best of Craigslist: March

MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym?  Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “Altar server at St Philip and James” Date Posted: March 17, 2013 Sex: Female (for M) Age: 21 Message: “You were the altar server at 5pm mass this week. I have always admired you from afar and think that you are very cute/handsome. I … Read entire article »

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The Best of Craigslist: February Weeks 3&4

The Best of Craigslist: February Weeks 3&4

MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym?  Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “Yogurt Parfaits (internetz)” Date Posted: February 22, 2013 Sex: Female (for M) Age: 29 Message: “You know more about me than anyone, things I would never dream of admitting out loud.  That makes me excited and scared, but it gets me through the day. … Read entire article »

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The Best of Craigslist: February Week 2

The Best of Craigslist: February Week 2

MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym?  Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “Things You Should if you’re Kevin’s girlfriend” Date Posted: February 16, 2013 Sex: Female (for F) Age: n/a Message: “ He has an STD and will definitely try if not convince you to sleep with him without condoms -He’s already slept with another girl while dating … Read entire article »

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The Best of Craigslist: February Week 1 (Superbowl Victories, etc)

The Best of Craigslist: February Week 1 (Superbowl Victories, etc)

Public Service Announcement! Love the Best of Craigslist?  Do you spend more time than you care to admit scouring Craigslist for a bike, lover or piece of furniture?  If you find something amazing in your perusal, tweet it to @banksmv, because we can’t possibly catch all the gold out there. We need your help! MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you … Read entire article »

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Absolut Cities – Absolut Baltimore!

Absolut Cities – Absolut Baltimore!

Swedish Vodka megajuggernaut Absolut is continuing its “Cities” line this year with yet another US city to add to its long line of city-themed-and-subsequently-rebranded flavors (“Berry Acai” used to be “Los Angeles,” “Brooklyn” is now “Orient Apple,” which makes sense), revving up the Social Media 2.4 Synergy Lateral Marketing Engine ™ to find THE NEXT CITY YOU GUYS. and OH BABY IT’S TIME TO NOMINATE BALTIMORE! Can you imagine the taste possibilities? Crab Juice Vodka! Old … Read entire article »

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The Best of Craigslist: January Week 4

The Best of Craigslist: January Week 4

MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym?  Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “don’t let our youth go to waste” Date Posted: January 24, 2013 Sex: Male (for F) Age: 26 Message: “for the one i pushed away: I need to walk by flowers with someone who can share my face and it looks like no one can … Read entire article »

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The Best of Craigslist: January Week 3

The Best of Craigslist: January Week 3

MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym?  Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “Knicks Hat” Date Posted: January 15, 2013 Sex: Female (for M) Age: n/a Message: “Beloved blue Knicks hat we have enjoyed many games since 99. Our last venture was to see Manhunter at the Charles where we were separated. I miss you. If anyone … Read entire article »

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The Best of Craigslist: January 7 – 16

The Best of Craigslist: January 7 – 16

You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym?  Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “dicks sports” Date Posted: January 13, 2013 Sex: Male (for F) Age: 40 Message: “you where filling out paper work for a gun let me know what question you ask me i know its a long shot” Questions Raised: I so badly want … Read entire article »

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