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Youtube Suggests Things

October 6th, 2008 | 4 Comments

The Youtube Suggestion box is normally pretty useless, but over the course of the last day or two is has proven to be perfectly capable of producing some comedy gold. The next selections birthed by the bowels of history came about seemingly as a result of my use of The Hunger music video in a recent post. They are certainly very, VERY strong contenders for the crowned title of Worst Music Video Ever, Ever. This first video comes courtesy of a band I have never heard of, with a song called “Apache!” but the tune is seemingly very… familiar. Ah, now I remember. It was sampled by Sir Mixalot in “Jump On It.” This video is truly special, as it has all of the production value of camping with a weird … Read entire article »

Filed under: Entertainment

BARF…I mean, let me try that

September 24th, 2008 | 4 Comments

Whilst engaged in an online discussion regarding gross soft drinks, the usual suspects of seasonal Mountain Dew flavors versus Mr. Pibb XTREME were thrown around, until someone dropped a big, fat, curious bombshell: Yes friends, if your eyes are working properly you are seeing the same thing that I did; the unholy union of Budweiser Brand beers and Clamato. CHELADA. After stifling a dry heave, I decided to look into this seemingly nightmarish drink idea and sure enough, dated January 14th 2008, the fine folks at Anheuser-Busch put out a press release announcing their triumphant foray into the world of…. latin-themed drinks. Apparently, “Chelada” is like a Mexican’s drinkable BFF. The press release is a true gem of industry-speak in motion, observe: The name Chelada is a shortened form of the Spanish word … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!, WTF

A Disturbing Old Chestnut

September 23rd, 2008 | Add a Comment

I don’t know why or how, but the song from this klassic internet komedy kommercial got stuck in my head this afternoon: not to be undone by its inherent level of disturbitude, comes a followup commercial: BABY DONGS ARE HILARIOUS … Read entire article »

Filed under: Consumerism, WTF

A little something to perk me up.

September 16th, 2008 | 2 Comments

Today has been rather traumatic. This week has been rather traumatic, and it’s only Tuesday. I’ve never actually believed that the economy has been close to a total collapse before, but well, here we are. You know what I like to do in times like this? Watch the worst music video ever made, ever. Ever. The Hunger Burns Forever. Behold: THE HUNGER. BURNS. FOREVER. … Read entire article »

Filed under: Entertainment

Federal Hill – still decidedly evil

August 10th, 2008 | 4 Comments

My BFF and I have been noting as of late the pervasiveness of general malaise that seems to ooze from Federal Hill proper on the weekends. Stabbings, melees, loud and drunken horror that seems to outshine any pleasantness that might come out of a weekend night seem to stick out in my head, and this past Saturday evening was no exception. We met up with some girls who were hitting up the douchebar trifecta (Mothers, Mad River, MaGerks) coz they all had shiny dresses and pleasant perfume aromas and wanted to shake their wobbly bits, no shame in that, I’m more than happy to be a part of it. Things were going pretty much as expected right up until about the point that everyone decided to go to Ropewalk. After … Read entire article »

Filed under: Schadenfreude, WTF