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TLC’s Virgin Diaries: Holy CRAP
So there I am, sitting in my living room last night wondering what to watch after the Ravens much-to-be-expected W over Cleveland when I suddenly see this promo on The “Learning” Channel – TLC – whose programming could be used for the forces of good but instead typically highlight gigantic people having babies into toilets. This here special Virgin Diaries features, pretty obviously, people who either choose to be virgins or have had no luck … Read entire article »
Filed under: Schadenfreude, WTF
WMVE Award Contender #3.14159 – Call Me Mañana
In the past, I’ve been known to dedicate a little bit of postering for the highly sought after WMVE Award – aka “Worst Music Video Ever Award” – (here, here, here, here), and today we have another contender to add to the ever-growing list. I present to thee, dear readers, a German DJ known as Scooter and his amazing video “Call Me Mañana.” An epic tale of Germans on horseback, standing in the desert, and other things that make absolutely no sense. Prepare to laugh your pants off at 02:36. And be sure to check out Scooter’s other amazing music videos, each one is a krazy klassic in and of itself! … Read entire article »
Filed under: Entertainment
Bieber Fever contracted by livestock, thousands euthanized
International Universal Singing Supernova Justin Bieber performed in front of a screaming, frenzied audience of over 12,000 people and several hundred animals at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday, sending humans into frothing convulsions coupled by uncontrollable sobbing and child worship. The condition, known as “Bieber Fever,” was previously considered to be a mild disorder with a relatively short disease course of several hours, or concurrent distance from the teenage singer, with very few if any lasting effects. That is, unfortunately, until Sunday when it became apparent that Bieber Fever is contractible to livestock. … Read entire article »
Filed under: Entertainment, Science
This Snuggie thing is absolutely out of effing control.
Yeah at first Snuggies were kind of funny to me. The cult-member appeal, the idea of wearing the equivalent of a hospital gown made of LUXURIOUS material granting everyone the ability to answer the phone without the major hassle that a blanket might confer, I could kind of see it. Plus, the commercials are a gas. But like most as seen on TV products, things have gone overboard. Like the Chia Pet before it, Snuggies have become insane mutations of themselves, coming in zebra pattern, dog varieties, and the dreaded Peekaroo (not an actual Snuggie brand product but far more sinister) – just to name a few. And you’d think with 47 varieties of Snuggies and various god awful commercials associated with each one, that’d be enough. You’d be wrong. The latest … Read entire article »
Filed under: Consumerism, WTF
Jamaica Tales Volume 4 pt. 1 – Apocalypse
It has been entirely too long since the previous installment in our ongoing Jamaica Tales saga, and this last chapter is what I like to refer to as “a doozy.” A “barnburner,” if you will. A tale of epic horror, rivaled only by some sort of horror movie that has yet to be created by man or beast. Enjoy! … Read entire article »
Filed under: Schadenfreude, WTF






















