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HOLY SHIT THAT’S AWESOME: Pork N’ Pine Delivery brings you a pork sandwich & Christmas tree
SpaceManAndy discovered a truly wondrous service for the Baltimore area for his preparations for the holiday season, which unfortunately isn’t taking any more orders for as of last Sunday they’re accepting orders until THIS THURSDAY so get on it! Pretty brilliant little business for some extra dough! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that title right! It’s a Christmas tree delivered right to your door with a PULLED PORK SANDWICH! BOO-YA! How many times has THIS happened to you? Or … Read entire article »
Filed under: Consumerism, HSTA!
Happy Veterans Day
For those of you who served and kept us safe, dead or alive, this Bud’s for you. You’ve earned it. (just picture veterans instead of working class dudes in this vintage spot) … Read entire article »
Filed under: Events
Where to spend Halloween Eve in Baltimore: A flowchart
When living in Baltimore during what can truly be considered a high holiday in this fair city – Halloween – the pressure of deciding where to go to show off your a) ironic, b) sexy, or c) all of the above costume and getting blackout drunk with thousands of other people can be daunting. It’s a decision process that frankly, you’re no longer qualified to make, so via the powers of Science and Technology a decision maker has been designed for you. Behold, a flowchart just for you for deciding where and how to spend your precious evening of costumes and candy corn. With any luck, that $80 Jersey Shore costume will truly be appreciated when you make the right decision based on this foolproof methodology. [click to enlarge] … Read entire article »
Filed under: Baltimore
Happy International Left Hander’s Day!
AUGUST 13TH IS INTERNATIONAL LEFT HANDER’S DAY THE MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY IN THE WORLD! You got that right folks, today is the day that 7-10% of the world’s population – all incredibly good looking geniuses – celebrate the use of their left hand with predominance and spread the word regarding how awesome it is to be left handed in general. Yeah. Left handed people are 1000% smarter than everyone else around them and I’ll prove it with this handy graphic: That’s right. Four out of the last five Presidents of The United States of America have all been left handed, and all of them have been wildly successful GENIUSES, with the exception of mildly retarded right handed George W. Bush. So for today when you see a person using their left hand, you … Read entire article »
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Happy Flag Day, America
If you’re in Baltimore this week, head on over to some of our great city’s gigantic American flags – notably Federal Hill Park or Fort McHenry, and salute that mother out. Or, head on over to the Star Spangled Banner Flag House (844 East Pratt Street, Downtown) and see how Baltimore’s Mary Pickersgill created the Most Awesome Flag in Existence (unofficially), inspiring Francis Scott Key to write a poem that would become our national anthem. Show some love for the Stars and Bars, and everything they represent*!! The Star Spangled Banner – The Diamond Four, 1898 *the good stuff, at least … Read entire article »
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