A little less than 20 years ago, a fashion plate was born: Steven Q. Urkel. At the time, his personality and style choices were considered “nerdy,” “unlikeable,” “irritating,” “eye gougingly stupid looking,” and “some other hyperbolic term.” But as it turns out, he was just way ahead of his time. The gravity of this truth is so apparent I shouldn’t even need to make a list of bullet points regarding this fact, but then again I have at least another paragraph to blow through before displaying the photographic evidence. At any rate, Steven Q. Urkel Future Fashion Plate displays the following common characteristics seen in the modern F**king Hipster: Oversized Glasses Loudly colored apparel Tight, tight, tight, above-the-waist pants Socks that do not match Anything that doesn’t match at all Suspenders, bow ties, other laughable accessories Old timey shoes

…and so forth. Observe, as we admire a brief collection of those who were unknowingly inspired by Steve.

It’s that time again y’all (lol I’m southern) for me to dump some pictures I have accumulated on my phone/camera in a hot steamy mess onto your faces. YEEEEEHAW!!!

Now, if you can snap a picture fast enough, you can add to the Hipster Beastiary. You’ll be the Crocodile Hunter of Baltimore, The Marco Polo of Maryland, the Lewis and Clark of Hampden! Remember, these hipsters are in the wild, approach at your own risk. In order to get close without alarming them, disguise your scent by carrying a can of PBR and roll your own cigarettes.