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Senate Bill 233 – The proposal to ban beer pong in Baltimore

Several minutes ago I received an email from Austin Lanham, an organizer of the Maryland Beer Pong League. The subject of the email is Senate Bill 233, which introduces legislation to ban the party slash bar game Beer Pong. Article 2B – Alcoholic Beverages 21-105.1. (B) A HOLDER OF A RETAIL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES LICENSE OR OWNER OR OPERATOR OF A BOTTLE CLUB MAY NOT PROMOTE, ENCOURAGE, OR ALLOW ON THE PREMISES A GAME COMMONLY KNOWN AS BEER PONG OR ANY OTHER GAME OR CONTEST THAT INVOLVES DRINKING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES OR THE AWARDING OF DRINKS OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AS PRIZES. Aside from being an absolutely ludicrous case of over-legislation, the bill itself is worded erroneously. Typically speaking, beer pong is played with two teams that have already purchased beer in order to fill the required cups. After the game … Read entire article »

Filed under: Politics, WTF

And now, for some reason, The Wire fan fiction

Oh fan fiction, you are incomparably terrible. Normally it’s pretty obvious the genres that attract such crappy fan service story lines – sci fi, fantasy, possibly Ace of Cakes – but a gritty urban crime drama? I guess anything is possible. Especially on the internet. And boy howdy, did I stumble on a polished ruby of an example of TOP NOTCH fan fiction in the following copy-pasted story yanked from a place that will bear no mention, for fear that some obsessive weirdo might discover my trackback and try to e-kill me with e-violence. …..enjoy(?) … Read entire article »

Filed under: Entertainment, WTF

A Cleaner, Greener MD – Eventually!

(Muke) – According to the Baltimore Sun, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Politics

Conservative political cartoons are HILARIOUS

Conservative political cartoons are HILARIOUS

Step 1: Read this comic or any comic from days prior and attempt to laugh. Step 2: View this parody made by someone else and appreciate how much funnier it is without trying. Step 3: Marvel at how unfunny these other conservative cartoons are! For excellent examples of HILARIOUS cartoons from the other side of the coin, go no further than http://www.newstarget.com … Read entire article »

Filed under: Excluded, Politics

Shouldn’t We All Smell Like Hamburgers? Requiem

The short answer to this question is no, no we should not smell like hamburgers. After the holidays, I found in my mailbox the Burger King Flame “body spray” that I ordered some time ago and thought “heh.” It comes in a tiny bottle much like the bottle in the picture, in fact it’s almost actual size in the picture depending on your monitor, and with due diligence I sprayed as bit on my wrist. Let’s just say it doesn’t exactly smell like hamburgers, or really much of anything at all except for the cheapest, crappiest cologne imaginable. Every. Single. Person. That has smelled this stuff has likened it to Sex Panther at some point in their reaction to it, without exception. To make matters really much worse, the bottle leaks slightly … Read entire article »

Filed under: Consumerism, WTF

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