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Sky MaLOL
We’ve all been there before. You’re sitting on a plane, bored out your skull because you forgot to bring a book or a gameboy, and some asshole has filled out the crossword AND the sudoku IN PEN in the back of the stupid inflight magazine. Desperate for entertainment, you reach out with a wincing pained look on your face and pick up the last ditch, bottom of the barrel form of airplane entertainment: Sky Mall. All the lazer guided forks you could ever want to pay entirely too much for, right at your fingertips. Truly there is a place in this world for even the most useless products, and Sky Mall is most certainly the place to find them. Here are my favorites. TELEKINETIC OBSTACLE COURSE Have you ever felt like moving a … Read entire article »
Filed under: Consumerism, Entertainment
Percy Jackson and the most ridiculously worded movie title ever
Hey! Would you like to watch a movie about angsty teens that just so happen to be the children of GREEK GODS that need to recover Zeus’ lightning bolt which has been stolen in order to prevent a huge war? Hell yeah you don’t! So laugh at this trailer! … Read entire article »
Filed under: Entertainment, WTF
WHAT TO DO WHEN IT SNOWS IN BALTIMORE
Snowpocalypse 2009 is occurring this weekend according to the National Weather Scientist People (Incorporated) and it’s time to take stock of what to do in Baltimore in the event of a giant snowtastrophe. This list is 1000% necessary to your survival!! We’re through the looking glass here, people. Drive 3 mph at the first sign of a single flake on the pavement. FREAK OUT AND BUY TOILET PAPER BREAD EGGS AND MILK IMMEDIATELY AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Go to Federal Hill park at 2pm on Saturday, December 19th and take part in a huge snowball fight. Head to The Dizz and warm your feet by their enormous fireplace. Go sledding on the west end of Federal Hill Park, the Board of Education in Towson, CCBC in Catonsville, or Leakin Park. Laugh at the school kids who won’t be getting … Read entire article »
Filed under: Events
This Snuggie thing is absolutely out of effing control.
Yeah at first Snuggies were kind of funny to me. The cult-member appeal, the idea of wearing the equivalent of a hospital gown made of LUXURIOUS material granting everyone the ability to answer the phone without the major hassle that a blanket might confer, I could kind of see it. Plus, the commercials are a gas. But like most as seen on TV products, things have gone overboard. Like the Chia Pet before it, Snuggies have become insane mutations of themselves, coming in zebra pattern, dog varieties, and the dreaded Peekaroo (not an actual Snuggie brand product but far more sinister) – just to name a few. And you’d think with 47 varieties of Snuggies and various god awful commercials associated with each one, that’d be enough. You’d be wrong. The latest … Read entire article »
Filed under: Consumerism, WTF
The Cafe Hon Flamingo – breakdown of the dumb.
This is truly and without question one of those days that the namesake of this website couldn’t be more appropriate. The Sun reports this morning (A Flamingo Flap, 10/21/2009) that the giant, controversial (what?), pink flamingo adorning Cafe Hon in Hampden has been removed as a result of the owner, Denise Whiting, refusing to pay a fee of $800 for the ‘privilege’ of intruding upon public space. Other examples include outdoor seating, chalkboard advertisements (what an invasion of my space!) and statues, apparently. Really, none of the legalities or arguments as to whether or not this big dumb bird belongs on the restaurant’s fire escape interest me terribly. But let me tell you what does: reading the comments left on the article. MAN. High level entertainment. From the mess, here’s what … Read entire article »
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