At a press conference last Friday, Sheila Dixon unveiled a new phase in the plan to further the “Greener Baltimore” initiative and make Baltimore a more eco-friendly, livable environment – a cap and trade emissions program. “You see, it is a scienamiffic fact that cows are known to expellify a great deal of greenhouse gasseses, which is a major contributing factor to climate change” the mayor noted. “Well, the same is could be true with people. What this program is gonna be designed to do is to lower the carbon footamaprint of the collective population of the city by giving each citizen of Baltimore a certain allotment of greenhouse gas they may expel, up to a certain point.” “Once that point is exceeded, they must pay the city directly for each additional … Read entire article »