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Alright J & D’s, we get it.

April 3rd, 2009 | 6 Comments

Yes yes yes, we all know bacon is the new Chuck Norris on the internet, and every possible product that should or should not contain bacon will more than likely contain bacon and it’ll be totally LOL ROFLCOPTER for ten minutes, and in a white supernova the whole thing will come crumbling down in a shower of forwards from grandmom and T-Shirts found at the thrift store. I guess Jim Gaffigan’s career is getting a … Read entire article »

Filed under: Food and Drink, WTF

Award Winning Mixologist

March 9th, 2009 | 2 Comments

I’m taking this award and running with it. Running. With. It. If bacon vodka can win an award, then surely the jasmine tea and cucumber vodka (made for the semi-annual Midnight Sun happy hour) that everyone seemed to enjoy could bring additional success, if not profit. Which unfortunately is currently impossible legally – so far. I’m working on it. But suffice to say, once I come up with a way to sell custom vodka infusions to local bars and individuals, I’m doing it. … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!, Semi-Official

“That Bacon Guy”

December 3rd, 2008 | 6 Comments

So last night I’m rollin’ deep into my usual evening of trivia and I arrive to find two of my trivia compatriots handing me a bottle of Bacon Salt. I’ve seen about a trillion ads for the stuff lately, all over the internet and on Facebook especially, and quite frankly I was astonished to find that someone saw the stuff at the grocery store and said out loud “Oh man Evan needs to have this. Let’s spend money on it and give it to him.” (which is a thought more people should have, more often) So of course we had to try it, and I ordered a basket of fries to sprinkle it on. The end result was something similar to a barbecue potato chip, or like a Pringle with bacos … Read entire article »

Filed under: Semi-Official, WTF

Great Product? Or Greatest Product?

October 22nd, 2008 | 2 Comments

Every so often in life, breakthroughs occur. Moments in human evolution that solidify our standing as the truly dominant species, the pinnacle of innovation and intelligence in this solar system. Truly such a moment has occurred, as a species we have transcended ourselves yet again. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex … Read entire article »

Filed under: Consumerism, Food and Drink, WTF

The Bacon Vodka Chronicles – pt. 3 OMEGA

August 25th, 2008 | 6 Comments

After allowing the bacon vodka to sit for 4 days, half of which was spent refrigerated, it becomes time to filter all of the horrible fat globules and as much of the debris out of the mix as possible. For this, we start with some easily obtained cheesecloth (or in my case, “tear cloth” obtained from work): … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!