Greetings dear readers, it has been far too long since we’ve given away zany crap in an effort to surreptitiously boost traffic to the site, and so here we are! The premise is very simple: below is a snippet from a scene of a movie, the first person to guess the movie correctly will WIN […]
Tag: awesome
Presenting: MONDO BALTIMORE
Do you like horribly awful movies, so bad in their creation that they somehow end up being awesome? Movies like, say, The Room? Then drag your ass to Windup Space on Thursday, June 3rd at 6:30pm and join the fine folks of Mondo Baltimore, who will make it their sole purpose in existence to show […]
City Paper’s Sizzlin’ Summer – Pick it up today!
City Paper’s annual Sizzlin’ Summer edition is out today, which includes mine and yours’s’ favorite feature, the annual Coldest Beers listing. Such a fan of this section I am that I once created a glorious map of 2007’s list, and placed it gently on the internet (they even gave me a nod for it!). The […]
Remembering Steeltown
Having read today’s totally amazing blogoentry by Sam Sessa featuring a promo video for the defunct Hammerjack’s, I find my brainstrings stretching far and wide enough to remember another club that was sadly not long for this world: Steeltown. Steeltown was a gargantuan, 32,000 square foot bar/restaurant/concert venue with an industrial theme, presumably an homage […]
The greatest bail bonds card ever? Or: Explosions improve everything
Now, I have seen my fair share of bail bonds cards, Big Boyz Bail Bonds pens (I have 40,000), bail bonds bumper stickers, child safety seats and toilet brushes but this, this card, this magnificent bastard is my new favorite. Why? Because it has an explosion. Plain and simple. You don’t think explosions make for […]
Key West Tales Vol. 2 – Shrimp Shack
One of the greatest things about Key West is the fact that, like Baltimore, it’s a seafood town. Except unlike Baltimore, the seafood literally flies out of the water onto your plate while cooking in midair. Granted, the eastern shore of our fair state is brimming with waterfront restaurants boasting off-the-boat cuisine, but it’s hard […]