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Why Did I Do This to Myself: Burger King’s Xtra Long BBQ Cheeseburger

Why Did I Do This to Myself: Burger King’s Xtra Long BBQ Cheeseburger

It can be said that in life, there are times, deep dark times – in which you’re completely out of ideas when it comes to what to eat for lunch. For better or worse, even though you want a salad because it’s the responsible thing to do or you just enjoy the texture of baby corn, sometimes you’re ten feet away from the entrance to the Eastern Avenue / Chester St. Burger King, and you’re … Read entire article »

Filed under: Mealtime

CHECKERS COMPLAINT LETTER. YOUR PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SUCKS AND YOU SUCK.

CHECKERS COMPLAINT LETTER.  YOUR PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SUCKS AND YOU SUCK.

Every so often, Checkers offers the “Bacon Philly Cheese Steak Sub”, which looks quite tasty.  I’ve never tried it, but have ingested my fair share of their flagship The BIg Buford, which sounds like a character on The Dukes of Hazzard, or the brand name of an oblong sex device. After YouTubing several fat Rednecks gorging themselves on this “Philly Sub” while making gobbling grunts, I knew I had to try it.  When a Redneck moans, you … Read entire article »

Filed under: Consumerism, Entertainment, Food and Drink, Mealtime, Reviews, WTF

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

Another Unicorn Dead: Cross Bar License Invalidated

  In setting what could only be described as a dangerous precedent today, Octogenarian Head of the Liquor Board Thomas Ward and Commish Dana Moore voted 2-1 to invalidate the 10,000 year old (but still in use yet) Cross Bar der Biergarten’s (12-18 Cross St, Federal Hill (theoretically)) liquor license, a bar that hasn’t even finished construction. If you’re new to the whole issue, which has been going on for well over a year and change, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Boozetime!

One Summer Day After Practice

One Summer Day After Practice

My car was thick with laughter, exhaustion, and the smell of teenage boy. We’d just finished our summer workout. It was too early in the year for football practice to officially begin, but the team captains were holding “summer trainings.” None of the coaches were present, but we all suspected they were being told which players came and which didn’t. The fear was enough to make us show. These unofficial mandatory practices consisted of little … Read entire article »

Filed under: Nostalgia

CTB Podcast 75: My Lieutenant Joseph or, Foster the Juggalos

CTB Podcast 75: My Lieutenant Joseph or, Foster the Juggalos

The Podgang discusses coming in second in this year’s Best of Baltimore Poll and Bryan reveals his hobby of becoming the Lord of Juggalos on Facebook. This week’s news includes fallout from the Ray Rice jersey exchange, The Baltimore Arena’s new name, Russian National Bohemian and the possibility of a CTB Oyster raft. (?) use code CTB15 AND SAVE!! … Read entire article »

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CTB Podcast 74: Juggalo With a Sword

CTB Podcast 74: Juggalo With a Sword

The Podgang convenes to discuss the cacophony of events swirling around Baltimore and the 200th anniversary of the Star Spangled Banner, we ask the question “Is Baltimore killing Atlantic City?” Casey delivers several *shocking* revelations and the Drugs, Inc. episode featuring Baltimore’s heroin trade is dissected thoroughly. use code CTB15 AND SAVE!! … Read entire article »

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TBD Episode 31: Three Boring “Debutantes”

TBD Episode 31: Three Boring “Debutantes”

(and also Ray Rice) The TBD Gang delivers some obligatory talk about the latest development with the Baltimore Ravens as Ray Rice is summarily exiled by all of society. After which, they read a truly terrible lesbian romance story. … Read entire article »

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CTB Podcast 73: Glorious Soft Mega Serve

CTB Podcast 73: Glorious Soft Mega Serve

Evan and Casey discuss the Ravens home opener, the nearby casino, the top ten food trucks in Baltimore and Ray Lewis Statue Battles, among other topics. … Read entire article »

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TBD Episode 30: Telepathy, Busters, Dates

TBD Episode 30: Telepathy, Busters, Dates

The TBD gang talks about genie wishes, superpowers, Ghostbusters in Baltimore, and a bunch of TV stuff. TBD! … Read entire article »

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TBD Show Episode 29: Topmodel Bachelor David

TBD Show Episode 29: Topmodel Bachelor David

The TBD Gang gets back to its roots and discusses some garbage reality TV including America’s Next Top Model and Bachelor in Paradise. Bryan has a very Larry David moment, and news of a catastrophic divorce is broken to the group. … Read entire article »

Filed under: Podcast, TBD Show