According to poll, Baltimore slightly less fun than Philadelphia and …Anchorage?!
While perusing ye olde Consuming Interests the other day, I came across a post regarding a poll that Travel and Leisure Magazine put out there comparing “America’s Favorite Cities,” a rundown of tourist destination cities broken down by category – Best time of year to go, cuisine, etc – and ranked according to reader votes. The list is, in a way, both flattering and absolutely moronic. To be put on the same list as Honolulu or Las Vegas, hey Baltimore is lookin’ pretty good right?!? Yeah no. Comparing Baltimore to Honolulu or Miami in terms of general tourism wants and needs is about as lopsided and unrealistic as comparing Baltimore to Narnia (great place to get laid I hear). And it gets even more moronic when you compare cities head … Read entire article »
T&T&A Book Party at Larry Flint’s Hustler Club
Next Thursday, September 9th at Larry Flint’s Hustler Club (409 E. Baltimore St., Downtown) from 8-11pm comes one of the more unusual book signings/parties I’ve heard of in a while (and by that I mean ever); NY based photographer Tony Stamolis’ recent release T&T&A – a book solely devoted to pictures of topless women alongside pictures of tacos and other Mexican food – is coming to town and doin’ it up The Block style right here in Baltimore. I thumbed through a few pages of the tome and what can I say, it’s a bunch of topless women and dirty greasy Mexican food. So, if that’s your thing then by all means grab yourself a copy of the book next Thursday! … Read entire article »
Bros Icing Bros has (d)evolved!
(props to spamspam for the heads up) Ah yes, the highly obnoxious and destructive internet sensation known as Bros Icing Bros. A fine prank to pull on your fellow bros, but it lacks the additional benefit of a ridiculous sexual secondary joke. Well, to fill that gap we now have Dudes BJ’ing Dudes, a method of forcing your friends to drink crappy Bartles and James flavors while simultaneously working a gay joke into the mix. Hilarious. Will this iteration of the “forcing your friends to drink gross shit” prank catch on? Who knows! One thing I do know, however, is that the original Bartles and James commercials from the 80s still kick the ass of most of the over-stylized pewp seen in bottled booze ads these days, right Ed? AND THANK YOU. FOR … Read entire article »
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Market Meltdown Hilarity
Due to America’s generalized penchant for wanton, evil greed and eventual financial worldwide crises, news today of Greece’s financial troubles some sort of ridiculous trading error in Proctor and Gable stock caused the stock market to launch into an unprecedented freefall and rebound – the likes of which the world has seldom seen. The upside to all of this? Hilarious online videos of people flipping out about it, of course! Check out this daytrader’s personal hell which kicks into awesome mode right around 1:40. … Read entire article »
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