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10 THINGS WE HATE ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS!

10 THINGS WE HATE ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS!

    The sufferings of the Holiday season is upon us, and I am in desperate need of a deep freeze.  The only way I can bypass the inevitable annoyances lurking around that festive corner is by introducing my body to a temperature induced suspended animation, and enter into a cryogenic sleep. Fortunately, the demands of my day job as a Talent Director at a Czechoslovakian Brothel (shout out to my girls Svetlana and Hedvika) have been keeping … Read entire article »

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CHECKERS COMPLAINT LETTER. YOUR PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SUCKS AND YOU SUCK.

CHECKERS COMPLAINT LETTER.  YOUR PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SUCKS AND YOU SUCK.

Every so often, Checkers offers the “Bacon Philly Cheese Steak Sub”, which looks quite tasty.  I’ve never tried it, but have ingested my fair share of their flagship The BIg Buford, which sounds like a character on The Dukes of Hazzard, or the brand name of an oblong sex device. After YouTubing several fat Rednecks gorging themselves on this “Philly Sub” while making gobbling grunts, I knew I had to try it.  When a Redneck moans, you … Read entire article »

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CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE, AND 4 THINGS THEY LOVE!

CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE, AND 4 THINGS THEY LOVE!

  White people are a curious bunch.  They offer car financing, eat tuna fish sandwiches, drink Miller Lite, send their kids to summer camp, sit on the Bench in the NBA, purchase product protection plans on electronics, and whenever they gather in large numbers, they play Beer Pong and Cornhole. White people are just plain crazy, as evident in the crazy things they do such as recycle, make reservations, pay for their kids to go to college, … Read entire article »

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23 NEW TEXTS FROM MY CAT REESES, AND I LOVE ME SOME JEWS!

23 NEW TEXTS FROM MY CAT REESES, AND I LOVE ME SOME JEWS!

  I’m taking a quick detour from my regular Bloggie Route to deliver a follow-up edition of more ‘Texts from Reeses’, which only took up a portion of my last Bloggie (I‘ll post the link at the bottom for the uncool peeps who haven’t read them). This special blog package arrived due to the overwhelmingly positive feedback I got for Reeses, which really was just my drunk buddy slurring “Yo dawg… dat cat of yours be craayyy!”, and … Read entire article »

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18 Texts From My Cat, Puff Daddy, and the Secret to Blogging!

18 Texts From My Cat, Puff Daddy, and the Secret to Blogging!

The eulogy for Originality has been delivered.  In the world of themed cyberspace journaling, the creative oxygen machine that pumps new thoughts into the minds of bloggers i.e., bored housewives, bipolar teenagers, crazed introverts, closeted gays,  and struggling Asian writers, has long vented its final breath. Just on TUMBLR alone, over 120 MILLION Blog Posts are uploaded DAILY, and trying to discover something new or innovative will keep you busier than a blonde who is put … Read entire article »

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How To Stream City Council Meetings To The Internet

How To Stream City Council Meetings To The Internet

by Paul M Gardner It’s not as hard as you may think, and no where near as difficult as the city wants you to believe. So about 6 weeks ago I was struck by the fact that I could watch NBA games on the internet from a foreign cable channel being streamed out of someone’s living room in Eastern Europe but we couldn’t do the same for City Council meetings happening a few blocks away. I could … Read entire article »

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When Paula Deen’s foot gets amputated, I’m buying it on eBay.

When Paula Deen’s foot gets amputated, I’m buying it on eBay.

So I (and more than likely you too) hear a few days ago that Paula Deen, The Food Network star whose claim to fame is pretty much every dish having a very strong possibility of giving you a heart attack, was diagnosed with Type II Diabetes. This should come as no shock to anyone, judging by the food made on her show and served in her restaurant. I’ve never watched her show except without sound … Read entire article »

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Political Correctness Gone Too Far: The Neighbor Who Cried Racist

Political Correctness Gone Too Far: The Neighbor Who Cried Racist

Andy: I came home the other day to find a letter posted up by the mailboxes in my building. Apparently someone broke in to one of the apartments and stole some stuff. It was all very sad, but what I found almost more disturbing was the way other people in the building treated the poster of the note. Let’s take a look: For those of you squinting at the screen, allow me to summarize and provide … Read entire article »

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TLC’s Virgin Diaries: Holy CRAP

TLC’s Virgin Diaries: Holy CRAP

So there I am, sitting in my living room last night wondering what to watch after the Ravens much-to-be-expected W over Cleveland when I suddenly see this promo on The “Learning” Channel – TLC – whose programming could be used for the forces of good but instead typically highlight gigantic people having babies into toilets. This here special Virgin Diaries features, pretty obviously, people who either choose to be virgins or have had no luck … Read entire article »

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J&D’s Bacon Lube is, unfortunately, very real

J&D’s Bacon Lube is, unfortunately, very real

And so it was, 2.5 years ago when the world was at the height of its almost irritating obsession with bacon when someone emailed me the apparent existence of a product – J&D’s Bacon Lube. Known for their oddball bacon products like Bacon Salt, Bacon Mayonnaise and various other bacon-related foods (but no actual bacon) it appeared as though J&D Foods was moving into the adult lubricant market. My general reaction was something like “WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” … Read entire article »

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