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And now for some god awful Scientology raps

November 30th, 2011 | 1 Comment

It’s been quite some time – slightly over three years – since I wrote my letter to the lawyers of the church of scientology who so graciously graced my mother’s doorstep in Catonsville and handed her a letter identifying me as a person of interest for my involvement with the rogue internet terrorists known as Anonymous (memorieeees) and their attempts to terrorly terrorize the church’s neverending quest to bleed its members dry of their monetary … Read entire article »

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ShamWow Vince, a true inspiration story

January 26th, 2009 | 1 Comment

While I may have recently sort of made it a point with tongue-in-cheek to proclaim Vince of ShamWow fame my personal hero, this time I might actually mean it. As it turns out, Vince Offer is not only an infomercial master, but a victim and subsequent comeback story of the abuses of the Church of Scientology. (Like me! No? Not really, no.) It should be noted that all the information I’m typing here is a virtual copy-paste from this magnificently crafted blog. But seeing as how you’re too lazy to click on a hyperlink I’ll give you the rundown: In the late 90s, Vince Offer was a recently converted and devoted member of CoS when he decided to try his hand at film making and began crafting the god-awful “Underground Comedy Movie.” … Read entire article »

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Scientology Digest – 10/28/2008

October 28th, 2008 | 3 Comments

Dear E.D., Bruce, John, Charles, Guy, Katherine, Jonathan, Michael, Elizabeth, Colleen, Joseph, Ryan, Marion, Rebecca, Scott, Frank, Timothy, Sharon, Roger, Angeline, Michael, Michael, Zachary, “Charlie,” F. Wallace, Robert, Jennifer, Darryl, Peter, Dennis, Charles, Sara, Kimberly, Joan, Steven, Joseph, and Steven, How are you guys? Haven’t heard from you in a while. What’s it been, like three months since I received your letter? Let me start by personally thanking you all for taking the time to have your correspondence hand-delivered to my mother’s house, that’s very thoughtful of you and I appreciate that “go-get-’em” spirit that lawyers being retained by the church of scientology often demonstrate. It really shows your passion for your work! It was truly a legal document with a lvl 6 quality worthy of … Read entire article »

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Scientology Digest – 07/16/2008

July 16th, 2008 | 7 Comments

Hey guys! Remember back in March (that’s four months ago for you calendar-minded people) when I went to a protest out front of the Church of Scientology in Washington, DC? Apparently, the lovely folks in Scientology World do, and they sent me a letter about it!! … Read entire article »

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CoS Watch

April 18th, 2008 | 1 Comment

Apostropher is essential reading regardless of subject. Evan Insert: The now infamous Jason Beghe teaser trailer was removed from Youtube and Mark Bunker’s account was suspended. The Village Voice ran a really damning interview with him on tax day that’s really, really worth reading. A Current Affair in Australia also ran a piece on the interview, they state that ‘more is on the way from Beghe’ but I haven’t seen anything yet. Really the Village Voice article is the centerpiece here. It was also funny seeing Tom’s podcast on the sidebar while I was trying to find it. … Read entire article »

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