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99% ers?
Meet Darth Raymunnn. He’s the Co-Founder of a lil’ marketing operation known as Oomph!, and oddly enough, has a blog about his scooter that he drives to work. Except it’s not usually about scooters at all, rather about beer, aliens, or in this case – the Occupy movement aka the 99%’ers (or whatever else they like to be called) and a whole bunch of other political stuff. He has some interesting things to say about … Read entire article »
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Foglemanileaks: the video the liquor board DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE
Late last night, an anonymous tip came to us via Twitter revealing this shocking video of Stephan Fogleman, Baltimore City’s head of the Liquor Board. In it, the then future head of the liquor board details ways of dealing with stress, including underage drinking (probably) and Black Magic. Or, it could just be some college TV show from James Madison University in the 1980′s, I’m not some sort of videologist expert. (Seriously, watch some of the … Read entire article »
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PETA lobbies for paid advertising, gets free advertising
A Getting There post alerted me to PETA’s latest attempt at “Helping various things that need money” in the form of poster adverts on our highway tollbooths, whereas the money paid by the organization could conceivably help to keep MD’s increasingly outrageous toll fees stable for a while (and actually, it’s not a half bad idea). But by the virtue of the adverts/organizations “controversial” nature – i.e. naked women claiming how awesome veganism is – this prompts some sort of blog post or article by the local media talking about how controversial PETA is, while displaying said controversial ad in print, and therefore giving PETA free advertisement. Gotta give it to them, it’s smart. Hell, I even fell for it last time, when PETA pulled a similar maneuver to keep … Read entire article »
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Time to play: name the bar/restaurant!
Here’s a fun game, I’m going to post a review (in this case, a really bad review) of a Baltimore area bar/restaurant/horse stable (you never know) – first person to guess the correct answer will win… something. AND AWAY WE GO! The slovenly server took our order, slipped out the front door, jumped into the passenger seat of a car that just pulled up, and scored. That explains the foggy slow motion and general disappearance of our host. A forgotten appetizer and the soup requested to be served immediately that was served with the meal now make sense. The staff congregated at the poorly lit bar, chatting at the expense of diners. The bar area is far too small for a sports bar. [PLACE] is more like a … Read entire article »
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CLOTHING CRIME SHOWDOWN: UGGS VS. CROCS
It’s no mystery to the world at large that Uggs are horrible. Horrible, heinous crimes of fashion humanity that inexplicably continue to exist on a seemingly collective delusion that $$$ + comfort + looks horrible = superior quality. And yet, there is another perpetrator of a similar crime in society, a manner of footwear that is equally insidious in its infiltration of human feet and even making headway into various professions as a gold standard for comfort and ridiculous appearance. Of course I could only be referring to Crocs, the plastic-meets-rubber-meets-holes bizarro shoes which, like Uggs, seem to appeal to so many despite looking like a crayola box threw up on one’s feet. And so the showdown begins. THE BREAKDOWN UGGS Preferred by women, also residents of New Jersey Worn as soon as temperature dips … Read entire article »
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