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Nonplussed SRB disapproves of your event

Nonplussed SRB disapproves of your event

We’ve been noticing a lot, as of late, that Baltimore’s own Stephanie Rawlings Blake has been appearing in photo ops looking a bit… disenchanted. As if, whether at a community planting for kids or at a budgetary hearing, SRB appears nonplussed, upset, bored, or possibly just detached from events surrounding her. Observe: Baltimore Brew caught this particular moment of ennui demonstrated by the mayor back in April and we couldn’t help but wonder: Where else … Read entire article »

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Infographic: Our body parts and the black market

Infographic: Our body parts and the black market

Here’s an excellent case of some of the weird shit we here at CTB get in our inboxes: I came across your site while searching for blogs and posts about the X-Files. I don’t know if you would be interested, but I wanted to reach out to see if you’d like to view an animated graphic that my team and I created – it illustrates the current demand for medical transplants and how the black market … Read entire article »

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On the topic of manbags (and beef jerky)

On the topic of manbags (and beef jerky)

I’m what some would describe as a man of many hats. Full time scientist, part time freelancer, trivia host, and most recently — fledgling beef jerky baron (also mustache/charity enthusiast). While making a meat delivery servicing various office environments around town, one of the most important details is to look really cool – as walking through an office’s doorways carrying little snack packs of delicious teriyaki jerky in a Whole Foods tote lacks a certain panache. … Read entire article »

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TLC’s Virgin Diaries: Holy CRAP

TLC’s Virgin Diaries: Holy CRAP

So there I am, sitting in my living room last night wondering what to watch after the Ravens much-to-be-expected W over Cleveland when I suddenly see this promo on The “Learning” Channel – TLC – whose programming could be used for the forces of good but instead typically highlight gigantic people having babies into toilets. This here special Virgin Diaries features, pretty obviously, people who either choose to be virgins or have had no luck … Read entire article »

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Fall Back and Don’t Have a Bad Day

Scooter Nation— Fall back or Standard Time is this weekend. This time change gives you an extra hour of sleep, unlike its evil, sleep sucking stepsister, Spring. This weekend, at 2:00 AM on November 6th, Daylight Saving Time will end, and revert back to Standard Time. You’ll need to wind back the clock one hour, going back in time (like M.J. Fox and Doc à la Huey Lewis) to 1:00 AM. DLST vs ST has an interesting history. For example, a man, born just after 12:00 a.m. DST, circumvented the Vietnam War draft by using a daylight saving time loophole. West Bank terrorists prepared time bombs and smuggled them to their Israeli counterparts, who misunderstood the time on the bombs. As the bombs were being planted, they exploded—one hour too early—killing three terrorists instead … Read entire article »

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