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TLC’s Virgin Diaries: Holy CRAP
So there I am, sitting in my living room last night wondering what to watch after the Ravens much-to-be-expected W over Cleveland when I suddenly see this promo on The “Learning” Channel – TLC – whose programming could be used for the forces of good but instead typically highlight gigantic people having babies into toilets. This here special Virgin Diaries features, pretty obviously, people who either choose to be virgins or have had no luck … Read entire article »
Filed under: Schadenfreude, WTF
Fall Back and Don’t Have a Bad Day
Scooter Nation— Fall back or Standard Time is this weekend. This time change gives you an extra hour of sleep, unlike its evil, sleep sucking stepsister, Spring. This weekend, at 2:00 AM on November 6th, Daylight Saving Time will end, and revert back to Standard Time. You’ll need to wind back the clock one hour, going back in time (like M.J. Fox and Doc à la Huey Lewis) to 1:00 AM. DLST vs ST has an interesting history. For example, a man, born just after 12:00 a.m. DST, circumvented the Vietnam War draft by using a daylight saving time loophole. West Bank terrorists prepared time bombs and smuggled them to their Israeli counterparts, who misunderstood the time on the bombs. As the bombs were being planted, they exploded—one hour too early—killing three terrorists instead … Read entire article »
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99% ers?
Meet Darth Raymunnn. He’s the Co-Founder of a lil’ marketing operation known as Oomph!, and oddly enough, has a blog about his scooter that he drives to work. Except it’s not usually about scooters at all, rather about beer, aliens, or in this case – the Occupy movement aka the 99%’ers (or whatever else they like to be called) and a whole bunch of other political stuff. He has some interesting things to say about … Read entire article »
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Foglemanileaks: the video the liquor board DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE
Late last night, an anonymous tip came to us via Twitter revealing this shocking video of Stephan Fogleman, Baltimore City’s head of the Liquor Board. In it, the then future head of the liquor board details ways of dealing with stress, including underage drinking (probably) and Black Magic. Or, it could just be some college TV show from James Madison University in the 1980′s, I’m not some sort of videologist expert. (Seriously, watch some of the … Read entire article »
Filed under: Politics, Schadenfreude
PETA lobbies for paid advertising, gets free advertising
A Getting There post alerted me to PETA’s latest attempt at “Helping various things that need money” in the form of poster adverts on our highway tollbooths, whereas the money paid by the organization could conceivably help to keep MD’s increasingly outrageous toll fees stable for a while (and actually, it’s not a half bad idea). But by the virtue of the adverts/organizations “controversial” nature – i.e. naked women claiming how awesome veganism is – this prompts some sort of blog post or article by the local media talking about how controversial PETA is, while displaying said controversial ad in print, and therefore giving PETA free advertisement. Gotta give it to them, it’s smart. Hell, I even fell for it last time, when PETA pulled a similar maneuver to keep … Read entire article »
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