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Ace Sun reporter Luke Broadwater detailed the story this week of how Baltimore’s illustrious mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake is moving forward with disputing the results of the 2010 Census, which showed Baltimore’s population declining over a ten year period by roughly 30,000 people: The dispute by SRB et al, in a nutshell, is that Baltimore […]
Holographic interactions further legacy of facetious citizen engagement After a series of Public Relations gaffes, Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake will dramatically shift her public relations work through the use of a hologram for alI public appearances. In a discussion with reporters, Ryan O’Doherty, Director of Communications for City Hall, announced the Mayor has recruited the service […]
While breezing through Fells Point the other day, I couldn’t help but notice that Woody’s Run Bar and Island Grill (1700 Thames St.) looked conspicuously stripped down, had some conspicuous yellow tape running along the length of its balcony windows, and had a more than conspicuous telltale bright orange STOP WORK order pasted to the […]
As Baltimore’s Mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake delivers a preliminary budget for the city today, the focus seems to be on efficiency. Changes to the city’s health budget, cuts to the liquor board, “cloud computing” for city offices and a laundry list of other initiatives are being introduced in an effort to bolster Baltimore City’s year […]
The Maryland senate passed a bill this morning, a bill designed to make smoking in a car illegal whilst in the presence of a child, 8 years old or younger. A $50 fine could be assessed if a person were to be pulled over by a police officer and seen with an ashtray full of […]
Baltimore – A political spokesperson has noted that Carl Stokes, long time political veteran who briefly ran for Mayorship of Baltimore, is considering a run for Mayor of McDonaldland instead. If he mounted a run against the incumbent, Mayor McCheese, it could constitute the largest political challenge faced by the incumbent in McDonaldland history. “It […]