The most important poll of our days is upon us

BIG IMPORTANT THINGS, PEOPLE. The time has come to power rank the holiday beverages. — The City That BReads (@citythatbreeds) December 1, 2017 Friends, the time has come to settle the non-existent debate that I made up last night: which of the top tier holiday beverages reigns supreme? Cider, Hot Cocoa, or Eggnog? Assumptions to […]

CHECKERS COMPLAINT LETTER. YOUR PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SUCKS AND YOU SUCK.

Every so often, Checkers offers the “Bacon Philly Cheese Steak Sub”, which looks quite tasty.  I’ve never tried it, but have ingested my fair share of their flagship The BIg Buford, which sounds like a character on The Dukes of Hazzard, or the brand name of an oblong sex device. After YouTubing several fat Rednecks gorging […]

Nachoquest: Bartenders

Everybody knows Canton’s Bartenders (2218 Boston St.) has hellagood pizzas, a huge selection of Bourbon and friendly, zany staff – but they also have nachos. How’s that for an intro? Bartenders’ appetizer menu nachos, consisting of tortilla chips topped with black beans, cheddar, mozzarella, peppers, jalapenos, onions, salsa and sour cream ($7, with chicken pictured […]