Guzzle and Gobble 8 and a Kickoff Happy Hour to benefit Movember

It’s Movember time again, starting November 1st the annual celebration of manly moustaches and men’s health awareness begins, this year bigger than ever. The rules are simple: shave your face clean on November 1st and grow a moustache throughout the month of November. Bother your friends to “sponsor” your moustache and collect donations, or simply […]

2nd Annual Art Cart Derby, old tymeiness fun and art coming back

Here’s a PR for this year’s Art Cart Derby, because I’m so nice I post things like this sometimes. YOU’RE WELCOME, BALTIMORE.   HIGHLANDTOWN CELEBRATES COMMUNITY AND CREATIVITY WITH SECOND ANNUAL ART CART DERBY AND ART BY THE PINT EVENT  Baltimore, Md. – On Saturday, October 6 from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. the second […]

Nuggetfest: A celebration of Nuggets.

Ladies and Gentlemen, nugget enthusiasts alike, the time has come for the next official City That Breeds event – a prelude, if you will, to 2012’s Cosby Sweater Bar Crawl. It’s a little thing we lovingly call Nuggetfest, an all you can eat Nuggetganza at Fells Point establishment Bad Decisions (1928 Fleet St.). Here’s a […]

Mayor to celebrate 110th anniversary of Great Baltimore Fire

Mayor to celebrate 110th anniversary of Great Baltimore Fire, begins with Firefighter cuts. City Hall, Baltimore – A jubilant Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake Hologram announced that Baltimore will celebrate the 110th anniversary of the Great Baltimore Fire of 1904. The event, which is scheduled for February 7th and 8th, 2014 (and has the tentative name of […]

Remembering Preakness

Oh Preakness, I remember how you used to be. Before the B-list bands, the exhibition sports and thinly veiled attempts at gouging people for beer money. You were the Best of Times, the Blurst of Times. The rampant pissing, the fecal lagoons, the 3rd world population density, the fist fights in the mud, the dried […]