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Hi friends, our wonderful partners out there in promotional land have granted us a bunch of free tickets to the new Jumanji movie for a screening on Monday, December 8th, 7pm at the AMC in Owings Mills (10100 Mill Run Cir, Owings Mills, MD 21117). The movie is currently sitting in the 80%s on […]
Cheez It Snack Mix is pretty much my favorite. It has Cheez Its, which are great, and pretzels, which are also great, and those dumb little puff ball crunchy things and cheese dust covered Life Cereal pieces. All pretty great. But I was brainlessly staring at the rear of this particular box of Snack Mix […]
Dennis takes time off from covering the 2016 elections to chat with Wrestling legend Jim Ross! They discuss the drive to try new things, a little bit about Baltimore food, and JR’s upcoming Q and A session. Tickets are still available for JR’s Q and A event at Rams Head Live, including for the VIP event before […]
The sufferings of the Holiday season is upon us, and I am in desperate need of a deep freeze. The only way I can bypass the inevitable annoyances lurking around that festive corner is by introducing my body to a temperature induced suspended animation, and enter into a cryogenic sleep. Fortunately, the demands […]
Every so often, Checkers offers the “Bacon Philly Cheese Steak Sub”, which looks quite tasty. I’ve never tried it, but have ingested my fair share of their flagship The BIg Buford, which sounds like a character on The Dukes of Hazzard, or the brand name of an oblong sex device. After YouTubing several fat Rednecks gorging […]
White people are a curious bunch. They offer car financing, eat tuna fish sandwiches, drink Miller Lite, send their kids to summer camp, sit on the Bench in the NBA, purchase product protection plans on electronics, and whenever they gather in large numbers, they play Beer Pong and Cornhole. White people are just plain […]