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SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Stuck in Squaresville

SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Stuck in Squaresville

Dear SpaceManAndy, I’ve become really lame. I want to blame my job, having to be up before 7 everyday but I feel like it’s other things too. I’m fresh out of college (where I was in a sorority and had fun all the time), and I live in downtown Baltimore so this should be my fun, crazy phase of life, but it’s just not. I need some motivation to go out and embrace youth before I’m … Read entire article »

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Bill’s Lighthouse sold again (for real this time), to become yet another pizza restaurant

Bill’s Lighthouse sold again (for real this time), to become yet another pizza restaurant

Well it’s been a long time coming: Bill’s Lighthouse Inn, a staple in the South Baltimore area for 30+ years, has finally been sold (for really reals this time) to one Haluk Kantar et al of the Cazbar group, who intend to form Slyce the Bar, a pizza restaurant. ….pizza. Sounds great. Since the news first dropped last February that Bill’s was transferring ownership to one Marla Strebb, a lot of interest has since been … Read entire article »

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The Cafe Hon Kitchen Nightmares, watch it now

The Cafe Hon Kitchen Nightmares, watch it now

So here we are folks, less than a few hours away here’s the eagerly anticipated episode of Kitchen Nightmares in which we see the usual histrionics, meltdowns, cursing, et cetera – right here in Baltimore! The Cafe Hon saga, roughly 2.5 years in the making (see below), essentially came to a close this past November when owner Denise Whiting relinquished the HON trademark. To be honest, I had this whole post ready to go about a … Read entire article »

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SoBo’s The Reserve is closed forever, until next week

SoBo’s The Reserve is closed forever, until next week

Man, South Baltimore is on a roll these days with the closings and the reopenings and the rollovers and the what not – The Reserve (1542 Light St, Riverside) is now “closed” … for a week. Here’s a bizarrely worded update per their Facebook page: After 2 1/2 Wonderful years*, The Reserve is officially closing its doors today. Thank you all for your continued support! However, we have a special surprise in store for you all…so stay … Read entire article »

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GET RAW AT THE RAW BARGE! (New addition to Tiki Barge)

GET RAW AT THE RAW BARGE! (New addition to Tiki Barge)

Word has it that the once embattled and now seemingly acceptable Tiki Barge (500 Harborview Dr., Inner Harbor) is applying to expand its operations, in order to include a lil’ ol’ thing they like to call the “Raw Barge.” Billed as a seafood restaurant, this Raw Barge has one of the most comedy-ripe names I’ve heard in quite a while, harkening back to the days of Green Cilantro and NADDs (or possibly Shirley’s Honey Hole). The … Read entire article »

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