As the year 2011 came to a close, everybody’s favorite critical darling the Baltimore Grand Prix suddenly and very very unexpectedly had its 5 year contract with the city of Baltimore terminated as organizers failed to pay over $27 million in taxes, fees, blood sacrifices, back door campaign contributions and $100 Best Buy gift cards […]
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Snowify Baltimore and liven up those vacants!
Season’s Greetings Baltimore! Block upon block of city blight got you down? Snowify it! Twitterman @MMMcDermott has already made his and so did we! You should make one too and post it in the comments section of this blog post! It’s super fun and easy to do! Very excited! Exclamation points! Edit: Here’s @dukiebiddle’s!!
Polish Christmas caroling this Friday: you should go
This Friday at 7pm marks the Polish Home Club’s (510-12 S Broadway, Fells Point) annual Christmas Caroling extravaganza in Fells Point, an event I was introduced to by a highschool friend of mine some time ago and have grown to enjoy thoroughly. It’s an event that amounts to almost pure tradition, fortunately without feeling the […]
A swimmable, fishable harbor: Or, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – Part 2
And so it was after Earth Day 2010 that the Waterfront Partnership unveiled its, shall we say, ambitious goal to make Baltimore’s Inner Harbor two of two seemingly impossible things: Swimmable, and Fishable. Not only swimmable and fishable, but swimmable and fishable in ten years. The initially touted details involved spreading awareness of the perils […]
Oh look, it’s Baltimore radio DJ Glenn Beck
So there I was, drunkenly surfing Youtube for some Mr. Ray’s Hair weave commercials when I stumble upon a gem of gems, a commercial for B 104 and their morning show, during which they’re *really excited* about giving away $10,000 to one lucky birthday winner! Recognize the guy in the middle sporting the Orioles jacket? […]
SpaceManAndy’s Advice for the MVA and the Parking Authority DOT: Eat a dick
Ready for a rant? I hope so, because that’s what this is. No spell check or grammar for this guy, it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned RANT. The MVA and the City of Baltimore Parking Authority are probably the worst entities in existence. I have always known this, but I had up until now […]