Your source for Baltimore snark and other stuff, since 2008
The Self Induced Friend Zone and why “Can’t Fight This Feeling” is the greatest song ever! Defined as [Clean version]: a platonic relationship wherein one person wishes to enter into a romantic, i.e. sexual relationship, while the other does not or [Gangsta Rap version]: one person trynna f#ck, while the other ain’t trynna f#ck, the […]
Hello CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. I need to be honest with you today. I’m a little down today concerning our charming city. Last week the Washington Post was dissing our rats. Then, we had a rough weekend (19 shootings, 13 people wounded, 8 people dead, 1 of those 8 was a pregnant […]
Parting is such sweet sorrow. It’s been fun, guys and girls. I’ve been doing my advice column here for a few years now, and I’ve enjoyed every unpaid minute of it! But, it’s time for me to move on. Starting very soon, I’ll be doing my advice column over at The B, under the name […]
Good Morning CTB family. Your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. Today I would like to tackle a sensitive issue with a simple request. It’s one I’ve been thinking a lot about since Jason Collins came out of the closet. At first I wasn’t going to touch it because this is a humor blog, and the […]
Dear SpaceManAndy, I got out of a 6 year relationship about 8 months ago and have been enjoying getting back into the dating field. My problem is that one of the gentlemen I am seeing has been seeming like he’d like to get more serious than I am ready for. We haven’t discussed exclusivity and […]
Hello CTB family, Your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. Today I would like to discuss with you stuff I don’t understand. I don’t understand why my four-year-old feels the need to get up at 5:30 in the morning regardless of what time we put him to bed. I don’t understand how the first three seasons […]