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I dressed like a cartoon; bitches love cartoons.

I dressed like a cartoon; bitches love cartoons.

There aren’t many fashion trends that I actually get excited about. Just in general, I like to look good, but I’m not a terribly trendy person. In fact there are several trends these days that I absolutely despise. For example: Or pretty much anything on American Apparel’s New and Now section:   And I’ll just skip the obvious ones like Uggs, Crocs, Skinny Jeans, and leggings with skirts. BUT FEAR NOT. There is a trend out there that’s pretty fucking cool. … Read entire article »

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SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Coming out in (Gay)thersburg

SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Coming out in (Gay)thersburg

Dear SpaceManAndy, I’ve recently come out of the closet to some of my close friends and I’m unsure of the next step. For me it’s a liberating process but I know its a very confusing subject for a lot of people. I feel like I’m walking a wire between going back in the closet and pushing my straight friends away. The straight guys don’t know “how to talk to me” and the girls all want me … Read entire article »

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SpaceManAndy’s Advice for I’m a Grown-Up Damnit!

SpaceManAndy’s Advice for I’m a Grown-Up Damnit!

Well, boys and girls, it’s been a while since I’ve done a legit advice column, and that’s kinda my thing. So, here goes nothing. Apologies if I’m a little rusty. Dear Andy, I am the youngest in my office and, even though I work hard & work successfully, I feel as if I earn less respect than others because I am “theyoung girl”. It is frustrating to be treated like a child in an office of peers. … Read entire article »

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A reader’s plea: Where can I go for MNF?

A reader’s plea: Where can I go for MNF?

So I’m rollin deep this morning sifting through the various Chinese spam emails that somehow wind up in the official CTB email inboxes, when I come across a reader with a valid question: Any suggestions for a good Monday Night Football bar, meaning cheap food and drink, decent TV’s? I have been lost since Padonia Station discontinued their free Monday night buffet, AKA “dinner.” Thanks, Tom Dear Tom, This is actually an interesting question, as the Baltimore area … Read entire article »

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SpaceManAndy’s Politically Potent Potables for Sober and Sad Sarah

SpaceManAndy’s Politically Potent Potables for Sober and Sad Sarah

Dear SpaceManAndy, I need booze to get me through the current political climate. Please suggest some cocktails. Thanks, Sober and Sad Sarah Dear Sober and Sad, No, thank YOU. You’ve given me a chance to combine 2 of my great loves: booze, and asserting my opinion on current events! It’s true, things are depressing right now. And while I don’t advocate drinking away your sorrows –do as I say, not as I do– I will help you out. Here … Read entire article »

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