10 THINGS WE HATE ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS!

    The sufferings of the Holiday season is upon us, and I am in desperate need of a deep freeze.  The only way I can bypass the inevitable annoyances lurking around that festive corner is by introducing my body to a temperature induced suspended animation, and enter into a cryogenic sleep. Fortunately, the demands […]

CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE, AND 4 THINGS THEY LOVE!

  White people are a curious bunch.  They offer car financing, eat tuna fish sandwiches, drink Miller Lite, send their kids to summer camp, sit on the Bench in the NBA, purchase product protection plans on electronics, and whenever they gather in large numbers, they play Beer Pong and Cornhole. White people are just plain […]

18 Texts From My Cat, Puff Daddy, and the Secret to Blogging!

The eulogy for Originality has been delivered.  In the world of themed cyberspace journaling, the creative oxygen machine that pumps new thoughts into the minds of bloggers i.e., bored housewives, bipolar teenagers, crazed introverts, closeted gays,  and struggling Asian writers, has long vented its final breath. Just on TUMBLR alone, over 120 MILLION Blog Posts […]

The Bishop’s Duck Dynasty Christmas Wish

Hello CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here.  Today I would like to bring before you a Christmas wish.  I bring this wish before you because I believe you can help make it a reality. Don’t worry.  My request is simple.  I ain’t gonna ask you to buy two truck loads of meat […]

What Not to Say When Someone is Grieving

Hello City that Breeds Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here.  Today I come to you with a heavy heart.  Last week my amazing, beautiful, enchanting  wife had a miscarriage.  Time has been disappeared in sorrow and pain.  We have drowned in tears.  The monster of grief follows both of us around, threatening to […]