SEEKING NAKED MAN CLERGY LOVE

Dear CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here.  Today I come before you with a confused heart.   I am befuddled, flabbergasted, completely and utterly dumbfounded. “Why? Why Bishop are you so confused?” Well, I’m glad you asked.  Recently I saw the following advertisement on Craigslist: Category: CL > Baltimore > All Personals > […]

B-More Stories by The Bishop

Hello CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here.  I’ve got some news I’m really excited about.  The Bishop has written a book! The book is a collection of twenty-one fictional short stories.  Some of them are funny.  Some of them are intense.  Some of them will make you think.  All of them take […]

BUCK UP BALTIMORE

Hello CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. I need to be honest with you today.  I’m a little down today concerning our charming city.  Last week the Washington Post was dissing our rats.  Then, we had a rough weekend (19 shootings, 13 people wounded, 8 people dead, 1 of those 8 was a pregnant […]

THE GREAT TOILET WAR OF 2013

Hello CTB Family, Your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here.  Today I would like to share with you the horror of my Monday night.  This terrible evening shall henceforth be known as: THE GREAT TOILET WAR OF 2013 In the basement of the house I rent there is a free-standing toilet.  There are no walls around […]

ANOTHER REAL CONVO WITH A BMORE TEEN

Hello CTB Family, Your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. The following is a real series of phone conversations I had with a Baltimore teen who participated in a youth program I led.  Here is the cast of characters: Bishop – That’s me. David – The seventeen-year-old living in Pig Town who was part of the youth […]