Dear Owner of the House Two Doors to Down From Mine, You don’t know me. We’ve never met. Not because I’m not around. I know most of the people on our block extremely well. We’ve never met because you never come around. The other residents of our block say terrible things about you. They say […]
Author: The Bishop
SEEKING NAKED MAN CLERGY LOVE
Dear CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. Today I come before you with a confused heart. I am befuddled, flabbergasted, completely and utterly dumbfounded. “Why? Why Bishop are you so confused?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Recently I saw the following advertisement on Craigslist: Category: CL > Baltimore > All Personals > […]
B-More Stories by The Bishop
Hello CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. I’ve got some news I’m really excited about. The Bishop has written a book! The book is a collection of twenty-one fictional short stories. Some of them are funny. Some of them are intense. Some of them will make you think. All of them take […]
BUCK UP BALTIMORE
Hello CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. I need to be honest with you today. I’m a little down today concerning our charming city. Last week the Washington Post was dissing our rats. Then, we had a rough weekend (19 shootings, 13 people wounded, 8 people dead, 1 of those 8 was a pregnant […]
THE GREAT TOILET WAR OF 2013
Hello CTB Family, Your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. Today I would like to share with you the horror of my Monday night. This terrible evening shall henceforth be known as: THE GREAT TOILET WAR OF 2013 In the basement of the house I rent there is a free-standing toilet. There are no walls around […]
ANOTHER REAL CONVO WITH A BMORE TEEN
Hello CTB Family, Your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. The following is a real series of phone conversations I had with a Baltimore teen who participated in a youth program I led. Here is the cast of characters: Bishop – That’s me. David – The seventeen-year-old living in Pig Town who was part of the youth […]