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The Unending Madness of Linus Van Pelt

The Unending Madness of Linus Van Pelt

Since 1959, with only a few exception including incarceration, he has waited. 62 year old Linus Van Pelt sits patiently in the pumpkin patch he assumes to be worthy of a gift bearing pumpkin that will only appear in the “most sincere” pumpkin patch, which will then fly around and grant gifts to the children of the world. Clutching the same blue blanket he has owned since birth, threadbare and stained by countless bed wetting … Read entire article »

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The 3rd Annual Cosby Sweater Bar Crawl!

The 3rd Annual Cosby Sweater Bar Crawl!

It is often said that the December holidays are “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” but clearly those people have never enjoyed the splendor of one of Baltimore’s newest and most unique traditions: The Cosby Sweater Bar Crawl. Now in its third year, this celebration of loud sweaterage and pudding and Jello products has consistently been the most enjoyable way to spend a Saturday in the Fall in the history of the world. Be … Read entire article »

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The Best of 311

The Best of 311

Ignore the imitators, this is the OG, very best, best of 311 SLEEPING DRUNK TWOFER! Other Request at 401-499 S Patterson Park Ave Baltimore Closed 3 days ago via Android  drunk homeless vagrants on top of hill 400 block of s patterson park ave. two guys sr number: 13-00822071 status: Closed. Police issues must be called in. HOW DOES THE DRUNK MAN SLEEP WHILE STANDING AGAINST A GRASS WALL?? Other Request at 401-499 S Patterson Park Ave Baltimore Closed 3 days ago via Android  second drunk homeless … Read entire article »

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Chilibrew VII!

Chilibrew VII!

Hard to believe it but the SEVENTH Chilibrew is dropping tomorrow at 2640 Space (2640 St. Paul, Charles Village and word to the wise, get there early. This celebration of all things chili and homebrew fills up fast and doesn’t let up – in a good way – so despite the start time of 7pm get there at 6:30 and wait outside at the front door like some kind of dejected lover until they let … Read entire article »

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Introducing the Baltimore Gamer Symphony Orchestra

Introducing the Baltimore Gamer Symphony Orchestra

A few days ago we spoke on the phone with one Kira Levitzky, the music director for the brand spanking new Baltimore Gamer Symphony Orchestra. To put it as plainly as possibly, the BGSO is a menagerie of musicians ranging in experience and age who just wanna crank out some vidya game sounds. Expect the BGSO to make an appearance on the podcast as things begin to gel for them! Here’s some more info from … Read entire article »

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Help fund the running of the pigs, get cool stuff

Help fund the running of the pigs, get cool stuff

The annual Pigtown Festival is upon us on October 19th and what would the Pigtown Festival be without the iconic Running of the Pigs (aka “The Squeekness”)? Adorable little sue-WEEthearts trotting along a makeshift racecourse covered in hay, delighting and DAZZLING children of all ages. Or something like that. At any rate with 12 days left Pigtown Mainstreet is running an Indiegogo campaign to raise the $2000 needed to cover the cost of the race … Read entire article »

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They Might Be Giants Giveaway!

They Might Be Giants Giveaway!

You’re not the boss of me now and you’re not so big — life is unfair Yes friends, those fateful words penned by the one and only They Might Be Giants are coming to the 9:30 Club in DC in a mere FIVE DAYS (this Saturday, October 12) and you can totally buy tickets to see them for $32. I hear a rumor that Triangle Man will be there! Not satisfied with buying tickets? Feel like rolling … Read entire article »

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Flaming Lips Winner and CATS

Flaming Lips Winner and CATS

Our Flaming Lips ticket giveaway has finally come to a close, all comments were harvested and sent out into the wilderness to do battle, and only one survived (or they were numeralized and fed into random.org and selected at random, either way). Behold, the sole survivor in the form of a cat eating a marshmallow: Congrats to sassyjenny for the big win! YOU CAN STILL BUY TICKETS TO THE SHOW! ONLY $35-45! And here are the rest … Read entire article »

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First Mariner employees are either the happiest or craziest

First Mariner employees are either the happiest or craziest

From our buddy Brad over at Beer in Baltimore – is he Prancercising? Horse Bicing? A very elaborate Carlton? An evolution of the Harlem Shake? Either way he looks pretty happy. Have a happy day, guy. … Read entire article »

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It’s the most Nuggety time of the year: Nuggetfest

It’s the most Nuggety time of the year: Nuggetfest

For the third year our annual (well, the first year was impromptu – so the second year on our dime) Festival of Nuggetry takes place at Bad Decisions (1928 Fleet St, Fells Point) on Thursday, October 10th. $15 for all you can eat Nuggs (while supplies last), freebies will be handed out and the quest to find the Top Reigning Nugget Eating Champion will be realized once again. Last year’s champion @Roscada unseated then reigning … Read entire article »

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