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Top 10 List Of Things That Real Baltimoreans Hate About That List Of Things That Real Baltimoreans Love

Top 10  List Of Things That Real Baltimoreans Hate About That List Of Things That Real Baltimoreans Love

Faced with a seemingly unending set of ‘lists’ vomited from the Internet informing the world what ‘real’ Baltimoreans are like, we’ve decided to put together a list our own. Here the full conversation on the latest TBD Show at or around the 17:00 mark. @BryanLevy contributed 99% of the material here. Direct all complaints his way. #1: 3/4 of the people that say they are from ‘Baltimore’ are from Baltimore County. More than likely if … Read entire article »

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Letters: Don’t Be Fooled By Andy Harris On Marijuana

Letters: Don’t Be Fooled By Andy Harris On Marijuana

by Paul M Gardner  On Sunday The Sun printed another editorial written by a conservative republican decrying the potential decriminalization of marijuana in Maryland, this latest one by United States Congressman and physician Andy Harris. Dr. Harris makes the point that in states where marijuana is decriminalized use among minors increases. He also notes that most Maryland counties do not currently criminally charge for possession of small amounts of marijuana. Most notably Dr. Harris cites a … Read entire article »

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Free Stuff Friday: Tickets to Jason Bateman’s ‘Bad Words’

Free Stuff Friday: Tickets to Jason Bateman’s ‘Bad Words’

Greetings Baltimore! WOuld you like some free tickets to a movie today? How about Jason Bateman’s ‘Bad Words’ on March 3rd? See below: BAD WORDS In Theaters March 28th Rated R Directed by: Jason Bateman Cast: Jason Bateman, Kathryn Hahn, Chaitanya Chopra Jason Bateman (“Identity Thief”) makes his feature directorial debut with the subversive comedy BAD WORDS. He stars as Guy Trilby, a 40-year-old who finds a loophole in the rules of The Golden Quill national spelling bee and decides to … Read entire article »

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1st Annual Vodka Wars Giveaway!

At long last, Queen Colleen of Mother’s Federale Hille Grille (that’s how it’s spelled brah) has an event worthy of her personal fascination: The First Annual Charm City Vodka Wars. Yes friends, what better way to spend a Sunday afternoon (from 2-6pm, January 26th) than sampling various Ketel One Vodka creations and a buffet to boot from some of the area’s finest sources of mixology including Wit and Wisdom — and Scores! Tickets start at a low, low price of $20 with multiple bonus codes sprinkled around the Internet (you’ll have to do the heavy lifting on that), and we’ve got TWO TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY!! BOOOOOOOOOZE! To enter, simply leave a comment below with your favorite vodka based cocktail and or knock knock joke. It’s just that simple. A winner … Read entire article »

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FREE TICKETS TO SEE ‘INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS’!

FREE TICKETS TO SEE ‘INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS’!

CATTLE CALL! The latest Coen Brothers project is screening at Landmark Thursday evening and we’ve got a line on 50 FREE TICKETS!!!! Just click the link below. Here’s some dirt on the project. INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS Opening date: December 20 (DC and Baltimore) Rating: R Run time: 105 minutes www.insidellewyndavis.com INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS follows a week in the life of a young folk singer as he navigates the Greenwich Village folk scene of 1961. Llewyn Davis (Oscar Isaac) is at a … Read entire article »

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Where to spend Halloween Eve in Baltimore: A flowchart

Where to spend Halloween Eve in Baltimore: A flowchart

When living in Baltimore during what can truly be considered a high holiday in this fair city – Halloween – the pressure of deciding where to go to show off your a) ironic, b) sexy, or c) all of the above costume and getting blackout drunk with thousands of other people can be daunting. It’s a decision process that frankly, you’re no longer qualified to make, so via the powers of Science and Technology a … Read entire article »

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The Unending Madness of Linus Van Pelt

The Unending Madness of Linus Van Pelt

Since 1959, with only a few exception including incarceration, he has waited. 62 year old Linus Van Pelt sits patiently in the pumpkin patch he assumes to be worthy of a gift bearing pumpkin that will only appear in the “most sincere” pumpkin patch, which will then fly around and grant gifts to the children of the world. Clutching the same blue blanket he has owned since birth, threadbare and stained by countless bed wetting … Read entire article »

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The 3rd Annual Cosby Sweater Bar Crawl!

The 3rd Annual Cosby Sweater Bar Crawl!

It is often said that the December holidays are “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” but clearly those people have never enjoyed the splendor of one of Baltimore’s newest and most unique traditions: The Cosby Sweater Bar Crawl. Now in its third year, this celebration of loud sweaterage and pudding and Jello products has consistently been the most enjoyable way to spend a Saturday in the Fall in the history of the world. Be … Read entire article »

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The Best of 311

The Best of 311

Ignore the imitators, this is the OG, very best, best of 311 SLEEPING DRUNK TWOFER! Other Request at 401-499 S Patterson Park Ave Baltimore Closed 3 days ago via Android  drunk homeless vagrants on top of hill 400 block of s patterson park ave. two guys sr number: 13-00822071 status: Closed. Police issues must be called in. HOW DOES THE DRUNK MAN SLEEP WHILE STANDING AGAINST A GRASS WALL?? Other Request at 401-499 S Patterson Park Ave Baltimore Closed 3 days ago via Android  second drunk homeless … Read entire article »

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Chilibrew VII!

Chilibrew VII!

Hard to believe it but the SEVENTH Chilibrew is dropping tomorrow at 2640 Space (2640 St. Paul, Charles Village and word to the wise, get there early. This celebration of all things chili and homebrew fills up fast and doesn’t let up – in a good way – so despite the start time of 7pm get there at 6:30 and wait outside at the front door like some kind of dejected lover until they let … Read entire article »

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