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HOLY SHIT THAT’S AWESOME: Pork N’ Pine Delivery brings you a pork sandwich & Christmas tree
SpaceManAndy discovered a truly wondrous service for the Baltimore area for his preparations for the holiday season, which unfortunately isn’t taking any more orders for as of last Sunday they’re accepting orders until THIS THURSDAY so get on it! Pretty brilliant little business for some extra dough! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that title right! It’s a Christmas tree delivered right to your door with a PULLED PORK SANDWICH! BOO-YA! How many times has THIS happened to you? Or … Read entire article »
Filed under: Consumerism, HSTA!
In which Hon disappears, reappears, and Mr. Boh & Sallie Utz fall in love
Once upon a time, in the land of pleasant living, all the Baltimore mascots lived in harmony. On this particular Sunday morning, nothing exciting seemed to be happening. Mr. Boh was sleeping off a hangover. Poe the Raven and The Oriole Bird were fighting over a worm. Sallie Utz was munching away on her fried breakfast. The rats were happily chewing on some garbage. Everything seemed right, except someone was missing. She didn’t have a name, everyone just called her Hon. In true Hon fashion, she always wore tight leopard print pants, red horn rimmed glasses, and had a beehive hair-do. For those not native to Baltimore, just picture Hairspray. No one really seemed to notice at first. The neighborhood did seem a bit quieter and less gaudy, but it wasn’t … Read entire article »
Filed under: Uncategorized
SpaceManAndy’s Advice for the MVA and the Parking Authority DOT: Eat a dick
Ready for a rant? I hope so, because that’s what this is. No spell check or grammar for this guy, it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned RANT. The MVA and the City of Baltimore Parking Authority are probably the worst entities in existence. I have always known this, but I had up until now not fully understood their villainy. Ok, let me start from the beginning. I, like many Baltimore residents, have accumulated many parking tickets. … Read entire article »
Filed under: Baltimore
SpaceManAndy’s Politically Potent Potables for Sober and Sad Sarah
Dear SpaceManAndy, I need booze to get me through the current political climate. Please suggest some cocktails. Thanks, Sober and Sad Sarah Dear Sober and Sad, No, thank YOU. You’ve given me a chance to combine 2 of my great loves: booze, and asserting my opinion on current events! It’s true, things are depressing right now. And while I don’t advocate drinking away your sorrows –do as I say, not as I do– I will help you out. Here … Read entire article »
Filed under: Advice, Boozetime!, Featured
SpaceManAndy & Friends’ Very Special Advice for National Coming Out Day
In honor of National Coming Out Day, I’ve decided to do a very special version of my advice column. Coming out is a very personal thing that’s different for everyone. I can’t just sit here and tell you what to do, so I’ve talked to some people I know to get their perspectives. Hopefully one of these will speak to you. And if you’re not part of the LGBT community, hopefully you will still find … Read entire article »
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