SpaceManAndy $ The City That Breeds

I dressed like a cartoon; bitches love cartoons.

February 3rd, 2012 | 4 Comments

There aren’t many fashion trends that I actually get excited about. Just in general, I like to look good, but I’m not a terribly trendy person. In fact there are several trends these days that I absolutely despise. For example: Or pretty much anything on American Apparel’s New and Now section: And I’ll just skip the obvious ones like Uggs, Crocs, Skinny Jeans, and leggings with skirts. BUT FEAR NOT. There is a trend out there that’s pretty fucking cool. … Read entire article »

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SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Coming out in (Gay)thersburg

January 23rd, 2012 | 5 Comments

Dear SpaceManAndy, I’ve recently come out of the closet to some of my close friends and I’m unsure of the next step. For me it’s a liberating process but I know its a very confusing subject for a lot of people. I feel like I’m walking a wire between going back in the closet and pushing my straight friends away. The straight guys don’t know “how to talk to me” and the girls all want me … Read entire article »

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SpaceManAndy’s Advice for I’m a Grown-Up Damnit!

December 16th, 2011 | 6 Comments

Well, boys and girls, it’s been a while since I’ve done a legit advice column, and that’s kinda my thing. So, here goes nothing. Apologies if I’m a little rusty. Dear Andy, I am the youngest in my office and, even though I work hard & work successfully, I feel as if I earn less respect than others because I am “theyoung girl”. It is frustrating to be treated like a child in an office of peers. … Read entire article »

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HOLY SHIT THAT’S AWESOME: Pork N’ Pine Delivery brings you a pork sandwich & Christmas tree

December 6th, 2011 | 6 Comments

SpaceManAndy discovered a truly wondrous service for the Baltimore area for his preparations for the holiday season, which unfortunately isn’t taking any more orders for as of last Sunday they’re accepting orders until THIS THURSDAY so get on it! Pretty brilliant little business for some extra dough! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that title right! It’s a Christmas tree delivered right to your door with a PULLED PORK SANDWICH! BOO-YA! How many times has THIS happened to you? Or … Read entire article »

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In which Hon disappears, reappears, and Mr. Boh & Sallie Utz fall in love

November 14th, 2011 | Add a Comment

Once upon a time, in the land of pleasant living, all the Baltimore mascots lived in harmony. On this particular Sunday morning, nothing exciting seemed to be happening. Mr. Boh was sleeping off a hangover. Poe the Raven and The Oriole Bird were fighting over a worm. Sallie Utz was munching away on her fried breakfast. The rats were happily chewing on some garbage. Everything seemed right, except someone was missing. She didn’t have a name, everyone just called her Hon. In true Hon fashion, she always wore tight leopard print pants, red horn rimmed glasses, and had a beehive hair-do. For those not native to Baltimore, just picture Hairspray. No one really seemed to notice at first. The neighborhood did seem a bit quieter and less gaudy, but it wasn’t … Read entire article »

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