When living in Baltimore during what can truly be considered a high holiday in this fair city – Halloween – the pressure of deciding where to go to show off your a) ironic, b) sexy, or c) all of the above costume and getting blackout drunk with thousands of other people can be daunting. It’s a decision process that frankly, you’re no longer qualified to make, so via the powers of Science and Technology a decision maker has been designed for you. Behold, a flowchart just for you for deciding where and how to spend your precious evening of costumes and candy corn. With any luck, that $80 Jersey Shore costume will truly be appreciated when you make the right decision based on this foolproof methodology.
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