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The Very Best of 311

We debuted this segment on the Podcast but since it’s just such a visual feature, what the hell, let’s post the 311 tweets discussed on the show! These are some choice 311 reports that tickled our fancy over the past week.

BONUS TOTAL DICKHEAD POINTS FOR THIS ONE!

Parking Complaint Request at 1321-1375 S Conkling St Baltimore

Closed 3 days ago via Android Android_tiny
Report

car parked over several spaces including handicapt

sr number: 13-00667999

status: Closed. No Violation Found

violation: Handicap

Repeat overflow trashcan ignore maneuver – classic!

Dirty Alley or Street Request at 117 N Decker Ave, Baltimore

Closed 3 days ago via iPhone Iphone_tiny
report (1)

Corner Can overflow submitted earlier today was almost immediately listed as closed and abated. I am resubmitting because 8 hours later, It is still overflowing with the same trash.

sr number: 13-00667833

status: Closed. Closed

issue: Corner Can Overflow

HOMELESS PEOPLE KILLING THE GRASS!

Other Request at 198 W Preston St Baltimore

Closed 3 days ago via Android Android_tiny
Report (2)

the amount of homeless people in this park is growing each week, please clean it up so people can enjoy it…they are here so long they are killing all the grass…pearlstone park

sr number: 13-00668421

CATS PARKED ON SIDEWALK!

Parking Complaint Request at 1322 S Carey St, Baltimore

Closed 3 days ago via iPhone Iphone_tiny
report (3)

Cats parked on sidewalk

sr number: 13-00668767

status: Closed. Gone On Arrival

 

violation: No Parking

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  • Anonymous

    To be fair with the last post, the 311 app does not have spell check, r and t are next to each other, and it is easy to miss when walking in the sun.

    • http://citythatbreeds.com/ Admin

      duly noted and no less funny!

  • Jamie Schott

    This is gold! Best public service on a public service. Keep up the good work fine citizen

  • Sherman Greene

    Those damn cats on the sidewalk…I hate when they park in my spot!