As you may or may not have seen, Chuck Norris has shaved his beard!
Anyone else feel like they just witnessed Sampson’s hair cutting? His power is gone. Contrary to popular belief, there was a chin under his beard, and not another fist. Who knew? I feel like all those Chuck Norris so-called-facts are also debunked.
I have serious doubts now about his ability to push the earth down instead of doing a push up. There were rumors that Chuck Norris doesn’t have to dress up for Halloween; that he was scary enough. I feel that one is actually more valid now. My prediction is that Chuck Norris’s Chin will be the top costume of Halloween 2013.
It has been said that there was a street once named Chuck Norris, but they had to re-name it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris. Whelp, I think they can re-name it Chuck Norris. There’s nothing intimidating about this man anymore.
I once heard that ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Chuck Norris stories. It must be the ghost of Chuck Norris’s power, because it’s gone!
And so, RIP the Chuck Norris we all loved, feared, and respected. And hello to your friend’s dad who doesn’t take off his shirt when you go swimming.
[Evanthemayor] He looks like Max Von Sydow with dyed hair. Or Tim Allen’s grandfather. Or if Tim Allen melted.