GWAR! DECEMBER 20TH! TICKET GIVEAWAY!

I’M TYPING THIS WHOLE THING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE FUCKING GWAR IS COMING TO THE 9:30 CLUB NEXT THURSDAY AND GWAR SHREDS SO HARD AND SHOOTS SO MUCH BLOOD ON THE AUDIENCE THAT THEY TYPICALLY NEED A TARP SET UP TO PROTECT THEIR EQUIPMENT FROM SAID BLOOD AND THEY SHRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD BUY YOUR TICKETS RIGHT NOW, SCUMDOGS

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CLICK THIS TEXT AND SEND AN EMAIL. THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. WINNER WILL BE PICKED NEXT MONDAY!!