Oh, holiday light displays. You have such potential. And in a day and age in which guys living in Harford County are synching their holiday lights to fucking Call Me Maybe, there’s hope still on the Internet. Sweet, merciful Internet.
In case you missed it for like the past three years, Youtuber awesome dude “slayer bob” has been decorating his house with the shreddingest holiday light displays, from Slayer to Machine Head to this year’s display, a Metallica medley. Observe as your retinas are completely liquified and your brain sufficiently rocked: