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Baltimore Pride Drinking Game!

We saw The Baltimore Chop’s Pride Parade Bingo and we liked it, and we obviously love Pride, but we thought something was missing. The answer was obvious. What makes everything more fun? Alcohol!

So, without further adieu, City that Breeds is proud to present:

The Official Baltimore Pride Drinking Game*

Take 1 drink:
Exposed pubes
Public makeouts
Someone in just their underwear showing off an unimpressive package
Excessive glitter (full body)
Uncomfortable straight people
Someone vomiting
Boobs

Take 2 drinks:
Partially exposed genitals
Extremely wedged leather thong
Public groaping
Get groped by a stranger
Celebrity look-a-like drag queen
Someone crying
Someone falls down
Good boobs

Take 3 drinks:
Fully exposed genitals
Public official drinking
Get kissed by a stranger
See a past regrettable one-night-stand
Public sex act (genitals out)
Someone vomiting glitter
Public urination

Finish your drink:
Your mom or dad shows up commiting any of the above offenses.

*Not actually official in any way

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  • http://baltimoregal.blogspot.com/ baltimoregal

    Do these have to be at Pride?

    • SpaceManAndy

      For this game, yes. But please feel free to go looking for public sex anywhere you would like.

  • http://twitter.com/ThBaltimoreChop The Baltimore Chop

    Ha!

  • bmoreguy

    Much like I do on regular christmas eve I’m taking it easy tonight in anticipation of a long day of gay christmas tomorrow. Let the gaymes begin!

    • SpaceManAndy

      No rest for the wicked. We’re going to Central tonight.

  • edgarallanboh

    this will be fun.

  • SpaceManAndy

    We will be collecting pictures of the rules! Upload them to Imgur.com and put them here. We will compile them into a (probably NSFW) album.

  • http://baltimoregal.blogspot.com/ baltimoregal

    Who won?

    • http://citythatbreeds.com Evan

      We all did. We all did.