SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Everyone

Why help just one person at a time? Today I’m answering any and every question that comes to me! ADVICE FOR EVERYONE!

Aw, who am I kidding? I wanted to write something and didn’t have a decent question in the queue. So, I decided I would take questions at random from whomever wanted questions answered.

Here goes nothing:

From @CharmCityGavin: Any Question? Did that count?

Yes and yes.

From @Beank323: How the hell do I get this report to run for 2 days instead of just one?

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

From @BigPhilMD: Dear Andy, I have read a number of Facebook statuses and Tweets saying that people don’t understand Pinterest. Are they dumb?

Yes. Not understanding pinterest makes you dumb because it is stupidly simple. Not understanding why you would use pinterest makes more sense. You should tell your friends to be clearer. It’s like when people say they don’t believe in something when they mean they don’t support it. “I don’t believe in tattoos.” “Really? Cause I have a few I could show you. Just hold this laptop while I undo my belt.”

From @Pangwin: How do gay people decidfe who’s the top and who’s the bottom when they first hook up? also I still think I am drunk

First off, I think you’re making the assumption that we just do one or the other. That’s not always true. As for how we figure out who is doing what, it’s pretty much the same as when you want a girl to go down on you. You gently guide your partner in the position you want them in. If they give resistance, it’s your cue to stop. No means no.

From @Johnmknight: How old were you when you first went stargazing?

I’ve been looking at the stars since I could look up. But if you’re asking when I first went out with a telescope for the purposes of looking up through said telescope? 6th grade on an overnight field trip.

From @Poofie: Write about how they totally put crack in the chef style wings at ibar; because they do, or they must. because why else do i want them always?

My standard test for whether or not a restaurant uses crack in their food used to be just looking around to see if Whitney Houston was a customer (too soon?). Now, that doesn’t really work anymore, but business owners love to post pictures of themselves with celebrities, so on their walls.

From @Shortwave: How do you keep your hair so full of bounce and shine?

Why thank you for noticing! I use TRESemmé shampoo and conditioner. Conditioner every day, shampoo when your hair gets greasy. This will vary from person to person. Some people might have to do it every day.

From @DickProblems: How do you get your roommate to realize she is addicted to Skyrim?

LIZ! Stop playing skyrim and take a shower! And, Brian, if you want to talk about your twitter handle, feel free to send an email to advice@citythatbreeds.com and I can work on that separately.

From @CharmCityGavin: Wait! Is it too late to ask a real question now?

Yes.

Well, wasn’t that fun. Let me know if you guys would be interested in doing something like this again.

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