HOLY SHIT THAT’S AWESOME: Pork N’ Pine Delivery brings you a pork sandwich & Christmas tree

SpaceManAndy discovered a truly wondrous service for the Baltimore area for his preparations for the holiday season, which unfortunately isn’t taking any more orders for as of last Sunday they’re accepting orders until THIS THURSDAY so get on it! Pretty brilliant little business for some extra dough!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that title right! It’s a Christmas tree delivered right to your door with a PULLED PORK SANDWICH! BOO-YA!

How many times has THIS happened to you?

Or this?!?!?!?!?!?!

WELL NO MORE! Local Baltimore business Pork N’ Pine Tree Delivery Service is (was*) here to save the day!

Seriously though; this isn’t a joke. It might seem a little strange to pair Christmas Tree delivery with pulled pork, but think about it for a minute. Are you thinking? Are you smiling now? Yes, yes you are. God damn, what a brilliant idea! And it was just $45.00! I live on the 4th floor of a walk-up and they lugged that thing up my 4 flights of stairs. Not only that, but to my surprise, when I opened the door, the guy had a boom box playing Christmas music and had a Santa suit on! Yes, that man lugged a 7 foot Douglas Fir up four flights of stairs in a Santa suit carrying a boom box and a pork sandwich, on second thought, maybe it was Santa. I don’t know. Anyway, it was freaking awesome! One of the most impressive things to me (other than the obvious and the fact that they showed up on time) was the way they packaged the sandwich. The pork was in a small Tupperware and the bun was in aluminum foil; nothing was soggy!

The whole experience was pretty magical. Anyway, here’s the tree I got with my sandwich.

*Pork n’ Pine, being brand spanking new, had a very limited range of service this season. No orders can be honored beyond December 4th, which was two days ago unfortunately they’ve extended their orders until this coming Thursday! Check out their Facebook page for more. And be sure to Like them on Facebook for next season!

  • This is the coolest and most ridiculously brilliant thing I’ve heard all week.   

    • Anonymous

      It was pretty fantastic!

  • Kendoll13

    jason  is the most legit/amusing guy around. people not using this service are truley missing out

  • The concept makes me happy in all kinds of ways! What fun. Great little logo, also.

  • Jz

    I am mad that I just read about this,  Please let me know if they choose to extend it again! Great and clever idea!!!

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