Hey America! Not feeling fat, gross, diabetic and/or heartattackish enough today? Well then saddle up partner and waddle your keister to your nearest Denny’s and try out one of these awesome dishes for under 8 bux!
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Fried Mozzarella Melt!Not enough cheese in your cheese sandwich? Specifically, not enough fried cheese in your cheese sandwich? Then you’ll love this new grilled cheese with fried cheese sticks in between two slices of Texas Toast and American Cheese! Comes with marinara sauce and wrinkly fries (side of cheese optional)!!
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Nacho Salad!Every wonder to yourself, whilst eating a fat plate of nachos, “Hmm, I wonder what this would be like if it had a lot of lettuce on it, and instead of chips it were on some tortillas. Kind of like an open face burrito, but like, without rice or beans. Or anything really nacho related, for that matter.” Well shit boy, have we got a meal for you! This nacho salad will satisfy your thirst for salad and nachos!* |
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Spicy Cowboy Chop Steak!On a diet? Need to slim down a bit? Then “beef up” with this chopped and pressed steak product smothered in Pepper Jack cheese, topped with fried onion strings and served with a side of wrinkly fries AND dinner bread! Fried green beans optional (and encouraged)! |
The American Heart Association recommends you not exceed 3000 mgs of sodium PER DAY, much less in one meal!
Pffffft doctors, what do they know
clearly propogada to downplay the healing powers of megadoses of sodium
mmmmmm cheeseeeee
I’m gonna need a bucket