HSTA!

Another week, another round of HSTA! for your consideration!

EVENT!

Gutter Magazine’s official relaunch party, Nov. 24th at the Windup Space (12 W North Ave, Charles North). Why hang out at GL Shack’s with your unsuccessful high school friends on Thanksgiving Eve when you can enjoy the sights and sounds of a media mavens happy hour, followed by a burlesque performance and a screening of the INCREDIBLE CULT CLASSIC “On The Block,” a leery look at the dangerous and sexy world of Baltimore’s very own The Block circa 1990?

THING!

Clark’s Elioak Farm and the Enchanted Forest maze (10500 Clarksville Pike (Route 108), Ellicott City) is a family owned and operated petting zoo type thing way out there in Howard County, featuring some rescued exhibits from the long defunct Enchanted Forest amusement park. A great place for the chitlins, featuring hay rides, food, games and all sorts of other fun stuff. Open next Friday, November 26th, for the holiday.

PRODUCT!

The Bayou Classic 3066A, capable of frying an 11lb. turkey from start to finish in 1 hour flat. Awesome. Oven roasted turkeys are so 18th, 19th and 20th century guys. This is the future, and we need our turkeys fried and IMMEDIATELY. On sale and ships free, order three!

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