Top 4 guidelines for selecting a Web Host!

Hey! Thinking about getting in on this new, amazing thing called the internet and creating your own website to make BIG CA$H MONEY?? It’s easy! But first, you’ll need to select a Web Host. What’s a Web Host? Simple! It’s a closet full of computers – called servers – that are owned and operated by several people living in their mom’s basements, with a direct line to The Internet. These people charge you money on a monthly or annual contract basis to provide you with a “domain name” and “webspace” and “customer support” in an effort to help you build your dream website and MAKE HUGE PROFIT$!! I don’t know what any of those technical words I just typed mean but selecting the proper Web Host is the key to your successful future on The Internet. Here are four very helpful guidelines for selecting the correct one!

4. No Twitter updates in months, no feedback to followers!!

Always be sure that the Web Host you’re looking into hasn’t made any Twitter updates or responded to any of their customers’ questions online – this means that they are very busy working hard IRL to provide you with the best Web Hosting experience!

(last update August 19th)

3. Facebook page riddled with spam!!

Another great way of investigating the quality of your prospective Web Host is to check out their Facebook page! Social Media is all the rage and having a Facebook page completely covered in spam is a fantastic way to show potential customers that you’re very willing to let the entrepreneurs out there advertise their Secrets to Weight Loss! Power to the people!

2. Very little to no response to support tickets!!

When a customer typically submits a support ticket with a problem, they may expect a response to their issue within the hour with something like “We’re looking into the problem!” or “We’ll get right on it!” But a truly effective Web Host will offer no such support. A truly effective Web Host will allow the customer to figure out and fix the problem on their own, at their own expense! It’s the only way they’ll ever learn!

1. No phone number!!

A Web Hosting company without a phone number is way more modern! With the immediacy of The Internet, you can do business with them 24/7 365 at the blink of an eyeball, and no need for slow words that take F-O-R-E-V-E-R to come out of your mouth and try to ask questions! The people running a truly effective Web Hosting Company think far too quickly for verbal communication and it would only slow them down in their effort to a) obtain new customers or b) provide existing customers with the finest Web Hosting available on this, or any, planet.

Follow these four immensely helpful guidelines, and your road to wealth and fantastic fame on The Internet is just a few mouse clicks away!!

4 thoughts on “Top 4 guidelines for selecting a Web Host!

  1. Nice one. The guidelines for me are very useful to those entrepreneur who wants to make business on the internet or to those whose business is selling a corporate websites. It is on the top 1 that the web host must don’t have any phone number when dealing with customers. why? According to them, internet makes business fast moving than waiting for someone to answer your call.

  2. I follow above the four points to consider selecting the web hosting plan.I get it clear idea about web hosting. Most of the small business people prefer to select free web hosting services. 

  3. Good information bro, a web hosting company always has their fan page in Facebook and in Twitter. Visiting their fan page will help our in choosing a hosting service, you can some comments and feedback in their walls.

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