Comments on: Update: The Proposed Walmart in Remington Opinions Roundup http://citythatbreeds.com/2010/06/update-the-proposed-walmart-in-remington-opinions-roundup/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=update-the-proposed-walmart-in-remington-opinions-roundup Your source for Baltimore snark and other stuff, since 2008 Tue, 22 May 2012 13:46:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Stan Sesna http://citythatbreeds.com/2010/06/update-the-proposed-walmart-in-remington-opinions-roundup/comment-page-1/#comment-12813 Stan Sesna Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:39:55 +0000 http://citythatbreeds.com/?p=4282#comment-12813 I read a report by the Committee for Housing and Urban Development (C.H.U.D.) that reached the following conclusions: - Walmart will double the waistlines of everyone in Baltimore, forcing us to ride in those motorized carts. But we won't ride them on the sidewalks. Oh no. We'll ride them in the streets, permanently crippling traffic. - Walmart will strap us into chairs and beat us like the terrorists did to George Clooney in that awful movie Syrianus, or whatever it was called. - Walmart will turn our children gay! - Walmart will give us all deep tissue back massages, which sound good on paper until you realize they're digging their muscly fingers into your lower back and shooting pool with your spinal cord. I couldn't walk right for days! Damn you Costa Rican masseuse. I read a report by the Committee for Housing and Urban Development (C.H.U.D.) that reached the following conclusions:

- Walmart will double the waistlines of everyone in Baltimore, forcing us to ride in those motorized carts. But we won’t ride them on the sidewalks. Oh no. We’ll ride them in the streets, permanently crippling traffic.

- Walmart will strap us into chairs and beat us like the terrorists did to George Clooney in that awful movie Syrianus, or whatever it was called.

- Walmart will turn our children gay!

- Walmart will give us all deep tissue back massages, which sound good on paper until you realize they’re digging their muscly fingers into your lower back and shooting pool with your spinal cord. I couldn’t walk right for days! Damn you Costa Rican masseuse.

]]> By: baltimoregal http://citythatbreeds.com/2010/06/update-the-proposed-walmart-in-remington-opinions-roundup/comment-page-1/#comment-12785 baltimoregal Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:03:08 +0000 http://citythatbreeds.com/?p=4282#comment-12785 it's how I got the arthritis. screw that genetics theory. it’s how I got the arthritis. screw that genetics theory.

]]> By: Evan http://citythatbreeds.com/2010/06/update-the-proposed-walmart-in-remington-opinions-roundup/comment-page-1/#comment-12781 Evan Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:55:14 +0000 http://citythatbreeds.com/?p=4282#comment-12781 should i add a timestamp to that or does it span the last three months? should i add a timestamp to that or does it span the last three months?

]]> By: baltimoregal http://citythatbreeds.com/2010/06/update-the-proposed-walmart-in-remington-opinions-roundup/comment-page-1/#comment-12780 baltimoregal Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:09:01 +0000 http://citythatbreeds.com/?p=4282#comment-12780 Let's not forget "BaltimoreGal's hands were clenched in fists of rage." Let’s not forget “BaltimoreGal’s hands were clenched in fists of rage.”

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