UPCOMING EVENTS PLUGATHON 
Key West Tales Vol. 1 – Grand Vin 
Green Beer! Ugh, green beer.
by Evan on Mar.16, 2010, under Boozetime!
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Don’t get me wrong folks. Theoretically green beer on St. Patrick’s Day is a fun way to be festive without wearing 265754 pieces of stupid flair, wigs, leotards, “DRINK ME I’M IRISH LOL” shirts, whatever. |
And once you’ve had your penny Guinness, your dollar Jameson, your two penny XTREME Guinness Bawls Guarana Car Bomb XTREME you’re more than ready and willing to swill down anything green, whether it’s beer or bong water. But GOD DAMN, I drank a few of these green abominations this past Saturday- essentially Miller Lite with water and food coloring – and I do declare I’ll never stray from the brown beers again.
…until tomorrow. When I do it again. Dammit. Happy Actual St. Patrick’s Day everyone.
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UPCOMING EVENTS PLUGATHON Key West Tales Vol. 1 – Grand Vin
March 16th, 2010 on 5:13 pm
Plus it looks like it might kill you…
http://baltidome.wordpress.com/2010/03/15/green-beer-not-so-green/
March 17th, 2010 on 8:35 am
OH CRAP I’M GONNA GET AUTISM
March 17th, 2010 on 8:53 am
Not to be gross but…is it green when it comes back out? Gag…
March 17th, 2010 on 12:23 pm
This will be the first time in my life that I’ve ever had green beer.
Thank you Bad Decisions.