Twilight of the Plastic Bag Saga

Well it would seem the city council’s long standing tradition of trying to tax literally anything and everything under the guise of environmental or safety concerns has come to a head this week, as the now nearly two year old issue (1, 2, 3) of the city’s efforts to ban/tax plastic bag usage at grocery stores has been brought to light again.

Realistically there’s no way in the world the city council will end up banning them, for as we all know, there’s no money in that. The alternate intent is currently to issue a 25 cent surcharge on each and every plastic bag used, the aim being to “reduce litter” across the city. I modestly propose several reasons why this is horribly misguided. Again. For the third time in two years.

Everyone is already pissed

Property taxes in Baltimore are as high as ever, we just ousted a corrupt mayor who will be receiving an $83,000 annual pension regardless of her transgression, and let’s face it the economy is still very well lodged directly in the bottom of the toilet. And you want to make people pay for plastic grocery bags, on top of all of it? Makes perfect sense!

The market is handling it

Dunno if everyone has noticed (they have), but almost every grocery store has started placing bag recycling boxes outside of their locations and have been offering incentives to reuse bags or reusable totes. The businesses are creating an incentive and the people are taking advantage of it. No legislation necessary. Additionally consider this: implement the fee and people who live on the city’s borders (Irvington, West Gate, etc) will simply drive an extra half a mile and shop outside of the city, where the fee is nonexistent – then proceed to drive back into the city, unload their groceries and throw the plastic bags into the street anyway. So you’ve effectively lowered the level of business conducted in the city AND not solved the litter problem. Way to go!

The “gotcha” effect

So let me get this straight: I’m supposed to carry plastic bags or reusable tote bags with me everywhere, all of the time in an effort to avoid being penalized unless I’ve planned on a shopping trip ahead of time? I’m really supposed to always have one on hand, when I need to run into 7-11 and grab some quick food?

The “dogshit” effect

It’s no mystery to anyone that Baltimore has a dogshit problem. In fact I get the sensation that if plastic grocery bags didn’t exist, the city would be blanketed in dogshit. Granted, it’s just as easy to pick up a canine pet’s excrement using a sandwich bag or something slightly smaller, but more than likely a lot of people will simply stop picking up their dog’s shit if they have to pay a quarter every time they do so.

…..actually, the idea of paying a quarter to pick up crap to me is kind of a beautiful cruelty. And for that reason this is my only point I will make in favor of the tax. Mwaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, the 25 cent fee proposed is a deliberate move to overshoot the actual amount they probably think they’ll get through. Obviously 25 cents is incredibly high, whereas DC’s 5 cent surcharge would probably be the intended target. The whole point is to get the concept of levying the fee through the door, get the public semi-comfortable with it, and finally get it passed at a lower level than initially proposed. Classic politics, emphasis on ‘ass.’ My advice to you, dear reader, is to not fall for it – because they’re just going to try it again with something else later.

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• Common sense washes over council member, citizens afraid
• City Council Update 09/19/2008
• City Council Update 12/10/2009
• City Council Update 09/12/2008
• James Kraft, Thank You