Wasmund’s Whisky is A-OK 
BALTIMORE SNOW HASHTAG EMERGENCY!!! 
WHAT TO DO WHEN IT SNOWS IN BALTIMORE
by Evan on Dec.18, 2009, under Events
| Snowpocalypse 2009 is occurring this weekend according to the National Weather Scientist People (Incorporated) and it’s time to take stock of what to do in Baltimore in the event of a giant snowtastrophe. This list is 1000% necessary to your survival!! We’re through the looking glass here, people. |
 SNOWPOCALYPSE IS NIGH |
- Drive 3 mph at the first sign of a single flake on the pavement.
- FREAK OUT AND BUY TOILET PAPER BREAD EGGS AND MILK IMMEDIATELY AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
- Go to Federal Hill park at 2pm on Saturday, December 19th and take part in a huge snowball fight.
- Head to The Dizz and warm your feet by their enormous fireplace.
- Go sledding on the west end of Federal Hill Park, the Board of Education in Towson, CCBC in Catonsville, or Leakin Park.
- Laugh at the school kids who won’t be getting a day off since the snow hits on Saturday.
- Bring a thermos of hot chocolate to any of your favorite bars or restaurants and just sit there drinking hot chocolate.
- Make snow angels on Rash Field (or any other field, for that matter)
- Go cross country skiing at Fort McHenry – if it’s open!
- Sit at home and complain about how you can’t get holiday shopping done because there’s too much awesome snow outside.
- drink. HEAVILY (@ryan97ou)
- Put cheap furniture in your parking spot such as (but not limited to) lawn chairs, stools, anything to save that spot you dug out. (Tracy)
- Find your local bar then drunkenly help push out the bad city snow drivers (that didn’t realize you can’t drive though 2 feet of snow in a ford focus) on the walk home. (Tracy)
- Watch local newscasters throwing their mics into people’s faces and ask them how miserable they are in the snow. Then wait for the next piece: a heartwarming tale about sledding and snowman building. (@threestonesteps)
PLEAS ADD YOUR VITAL SURVIVAL TIPS TO THIS LIST PLEASE OK THANK YOU
Wasmund’s Whisky is A-OK BALTIMORE SNOW HASHTAG EMERGENCY!!!
December 18th, 2009 on 4:31 pm
You can add…
Put cheap furniture in your parking spot such as (but not limited to) lawn chairs, stools, anything to save that spot you dug out.
And my favorite – find your local bar then drunkenly help push out the bad city snow drivers (that didn’t realize you can’t drive though 2 feet of snow in a ford focus) on the walk home.
Come on snow!
December 18th, 2009 on 4:39 pm
hahaha i totally forgot about “parking spot preservation.”
December 18th, 2009 on 4:58 pm
Watch local newscasters throwing their mics into people’s faces and ask them how miserable they are in the snow. Then wait for the next piece: a heartwarming tale about sledding and snowman building.
December 18th, 2009 on 10:10 pm
When food starts to run out and marauding bands of survivors begin roaming in search of sustenance, remember to save one bullet for yourself.