THE TRANS SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA WILL ROCK YOUR FACE!!!!!1

If there’s one thing I and every other person knows about Baltimore during the holiday season, it is this: The Trans-Siberian Orchestra – the orchestral-metal-holiday-christmas-music-supergroup – will come to town (sadly they’ve already been here, maybe next year!!), 98 Rock will give away a bajillion tickets to the show, and THE HOLIDAYS WILL ROCK. HARD. Don’t believe me? Just try watching this one minute promo for their current tour without a large amount of eye/brain bleeding:

HOLY SHIT!!!! NUTCRACKER SUITE WITH EXPLOSIONS!!! LAZERS!!!!

Truth be told, the TSO is pretty much the perfect thing for Baltimore during the holidays as a large portion of our population still loves Dokken, laser light shows and want to appear classy all at the same time. It’s perfect! And damn profitable too; the TSO has been one of the top 20 grossing concert tours for a long time – and every one of their albums has gone platinum with the exception of their ONLY non-Christmas album.

LAZERS

So Kudos to you, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, for melting the holiday faces of the citizens of Baltimore since 1996. May you return for many many more face melting incidents!

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