George Lopez will DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

Duly noted that George Lopez has secured his own late night show on TBS. Good for him.

So I’m driving around Baltimore, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I start seeing these giant pictures of George Lopez, smiling this gigantic and wild-eyed smile – the kind of look a guy gives you when he’s about to eat a baby or something.

lopez bus stop Just look at these guys at the bus stop. They’re literally quaking with fear at the sight of his giant head. “Jeb, if I didn’t know any better I’d say this latino’s gonna eat us.” But that’s them, not me, I don’t really care and I’m on my way to work and MAN I got so much to do and I can’t even be bothered to — to….

Waitatick, what’s that?

Is it – –

OhGod

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No, please …. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



5 thoughts on “George Lopez will DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

    1. I disagree. “Carlos” Mencia (Ned) is far, far luckier to have had a television show and fairly long career as an unfunny comic. But at least he never had a sitcom!

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