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George Lopez will DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

November 12th, 2009 | 5 Comments

Duly noted that George Lopez has secured his own late night show on TBS. Good for him.

So I’m driving around Baltimore, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I start seeing these giant pictures of George Lopez, smiling this gigantic and wild-eyed smile – the kind of look a guy gives you when he’s about to eat a baby or something.

lopez bus stop Just look at these guys at the bus stop. They’re literally quaking with fear at the sight of his giant head. “Jeb, if I didn’t know any better I’d say this latino’s gonna eat us.” But that’s them, not me, I don’t really care and I’m on my way to work and MAN I got so much to do and I can’t even be bothered to — to….

Waitatick, what’s that?

Is it – -

OhGod

lopez far

No, please …. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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  • baltimoregal

    He is the Big Giant Head.

  • http://baltimoresun.com/midnightsun Sam Sessa

    This billboard is funnier than his show. I want my money back.

  • http://www.beerinbaltimore.com brad

    I think I just poo’d myself.

    He’s gotta be the luckiest, unfunny comic in the history of sitcom TV.

    • http://citythatbreeds.com Evan

      I disagree. “Carlos” Mencia (Ned) is far, far luckier to have had a television show and fairly long career as an unfunny comic. But at least he never had a sitcom!

  • http://baltimoresun.com/midnightsun Sam Sessa

    Yes, Mencia is a poor man’s George Lopez. I feel bad saying that, but it’s true.